SIL FC: So you know my coworker who wanted me to wear my new Twilight jewelry to work? The one who has mocked me for my Twi-loving ways?
Me: Yeah, she is totally my hero for making you remove the items from their plastic jail (and thereby totally ruining the "collector" status)
SIL FC: Well, you won't believe what she did to me.
Me: ready to believe anything this hater was sure to dole out
SIL FC: When I went to lunch she placed signage on my cube that I didn't see until people started sniggering as they walked past. I was like WTF? So I went to see what all the hoopla was about and saw this hanging on my cube.
Of course I couldn't see the sign as I was laughing like a freaking hyena on the phone (I totally scared off the little boy who sat next to me on the plane and kept inching closer as if he wanted to ask me something. We had a nice little convo about my Kindle and love of Twilight and how he should totally read the books, to which he did the Mr. Bitches patented eye roll). SIL FC was still mad about the entire event at the office and was kind of pissed off that I was laughing about it. (Now that she has had a few days to digest, she thinks it's funny but is still kind of pissy).
Me: So did you take a picture?
SIL FC: No, I ripped the fucking shit down, crumpled it up, and threw it in the trash. Then I sent an IM to my coworker about how pissed I was and left for the long weekend. Heh, she probably thinks I'm still mad about it.
Me: You did what?!? Well, do you think your coworker took a picture?
SIL FC: I don't think so, but I will ask...
Me: This is so going on the blog.
So are you out at work? Obviously SIL FC is still licking her wounds and has no intention of shedding any more light on her newest obsession. How would you react if you were outed to the rest of your non-Twi-lovin' coworkers? Having outed myself, I don't feel that I can really adequately sympathize with SIL FC. Please post your own shame or heart-felt well-wishes for SIL FC (aka Dizzz).