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Our New Addition

As Fire Crotch reported the other day, there was an incident involving Mr. Bitches, a heavy downpour, a new suit and a sunroof. That being the last straw, we set out to purchase a new vehicle. Since I know ya'll were waiting with baited breath, (ha) I'm excited to announce we made a decision and made our purchase last night. No, it's not a coveted Volvo, which Mr. Bitches now refuses to consider saying he doesn't want "the constant Edward reminder and comments." However, Volvo had been in the running in the past and since we have another vehicle to purchase coming in the future, I haven't given up. Anyhow, after much debate and bartering with one another, we chose a Subaru Forester and are most pleased with our choice.





Of course, PE had to check out the new addition and give his approval.





Scoping out the back before giving his final verdict.


As you can see, Edward fully endorses Subaru. Screw Volvo.


And of course, you must christen a new vehicle.



Edward & Bella gettin' it on in the backseat...dirty birds.


10 comments:

sjAimee said...

Congratulations on the new ride!

I can see a new bumper sticker coming out..

Fuck Volvo & Sparkly Vampires..

Fire Crotch said...

Ew, I don't think I'll be riding in the backseat now. Gross! Can't they keep the cash and prizes wrapped up and in the bedroom! Gah!

I don't want to hear any more about my "mom bra" now that you totally have a "mom car." Yeah, this is like one step, nay, one baby step away from a mini-van. Heh. Yeah, you're old! :)

Bitches said...

Heh, you've ridden in my old car before...just sayin...
Mom car?! WTF?! Even if it was a "mom car," it's nowhere near a grandma bra : p

Anonymous said...

Glad you and Mr. Bitches compromised. Too bad it wasn't available in silver. Apparently, it didn't matter to Edward and Bella. It looks plenty roomy. No knee cramping or ouchy center humps that could leave tell-tale bruises. Good choice. Enjoooooy!

Bitches said...

@sjAimee...Thanks! Cute bumper sticker! ha

@Anonymous...Yes, roomy is essential, there must be room for extracurricular activities without the risk of injury.

Tasha... said...

I likey the new ride. =] Isn't that similar to Edward's favorite color? Hmm..coincidence? I think not.

Mrs. Vanquish said...

Congrats to the new car, although it´s not a Volvo or even a Vanquish :-)
Anyways, I always thought Volvo´s are for old men and women (but then came Edward), so as you can not be that old, your choice is just great.

Have fun!!

Betti Gefecht, the addicted said...

@Mrs. Vanquish... Edward IS an old man, technically.

@Bitches... nice ride!
Neverless: cross my fingers for your other vehicle-to-be (volvo! volvo!)

Snarkier Than You said...

I drive a Forester and I totally [heart] it!!! Congrats...

: )

cutie said...

WOOT! Congrats on the new car!

I am glad to see Edward got some in the backseat. For sure a great way to christen it!

Um... all this is making me think of WAward and being in his backseat... *sigh*...

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