So here's a question: would knowing that these douche bags are secretly unicorns change your mind about their DB status?
Exhibit A: Mario Lopez
A man-whore who loves his abs and dimples way too much.
Exhibit B: John Mayer
He just won't keep his pie-hole shut about the women he has dated and when was the last time he came out with a new song? Oh and see the related article at the bottom of the post...really?
Exhibit C: Perez Hilton
Um, yeah, he totally deserved to be punched. There isn't really anything else I can say about him.
Exhibit D: Jon Gosselin
So tokin' it up outside your house, going to bars while your kids are at home with the nanny, hooking up with a not hot chick, and faking being excited about helping kids with disabilities to snowboard totally land you on my DB list. If you could have just kept your mouth shut and your pants zipped for a few more months, you could have gotten out of your marriage looking like a saint.
Exhibit E: Spencer Pratt
So this joker just keeps showing up everywhere. And why is he famous again? Thank goodness E! has banned Speidi from its network!
Yeah...I'm thinking that even if any of these guys read Twilight and secretly carry Twihard cards, it's just not enough to remove them from their Douche Bag status.