So last night on Twitter (yeah, this is a totally gonna be that kind of post), someone started talking about unicorns (the lemony kind y'all). Actually, I believe we were all getting amped up about Amcas' awesome post for SSTB's Wide Awake discussion (it's week #2, still plenty of time to catch up on your reading). I guess working the night shift plus the added Twi-stress of Comic-Con and the RobWeekly pics that came out on Tuesday (I know, some of you don't like them, whatev, my blog, my rules) has finally cracked me up a little. I mean, look what I bought last night! (OMG, while looking for links to the stuff mentioned above, I see that they have New Moon birthday party supplies, squee!)
Anyway, I totally hi-jacked the Wide Awake discussion and took it to a whole new level. People were seriously looking for bleach for their eye-sockets after I was done with my unicorn peep-show. Without further ado, please to enjoy the parade of unicorns.
Anyway, I totally hi-jacked the Wide Awake discussion and took it to a whole new level. People were seriously looking for bleach for their eye-sockets after I was done with my unicorn peep-show. Without further ado, please to enjoy the parade of unicorns.
***WARNING: Not suitable for children or adults with weak stomachs.***
So, now that you are all blind, you can thank Amcas (check out her awesome blog here, 'cause she totally broke the RPattzp-Vodka shirt shizz) for the suggestion of showing my unicorn collection to you all. I will offer this final pic to cleanse your palate.
Um, seriously, after this pic, how can you still not think he's hawt? Oops, just had a unicorn.
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MY EYES! MY EYES! I've never been a fan of unicorns (To clarify, I mean THOSE unicorns, I'm a huge fan & receiver of the OTHER ones. heh) and I think these are going to give me nightmares. Especially that nekkid one. *shudder*
*raises hand* Yeah, that was me that brought up unicorns. In fact, I told the twitter world that I wanted a unicorn....you definitely delivered unicorns. Your Pièce de résistance fucking cracks me up! I think I'm the only one who's still laughing over that shitastic picture.
Thanks. I need brain bleach now...damn you.
Uh, please don't blame this shit on me! I will not be held responsible for YOU showing impaling babies, geriatric lady getting her rocks off( she totally looks it), and that golden knobbed fucker who haunts my nightmares....
OH NO! YOU looked this craptacular mess up...YOU!
(i just said it would be a funny post...)
(tee hee)
First of all I cant believe half of those tattoos exist. Second, what is going on with the unicorn in drag? Is that his WANG covered in gold lamay? Holy hell. I also cant get over the twitter action that happens when I am asleep..Im stayin up tonight.
my eyes MY EYES!!! Lol - omfg that was hysterical! I will never understand tats like that - maybe your "someone lost a bet" theory is spot-on - it's really the only thing that makes a lick of sense...
P.S. I love your twitter avatar (or whatever) - I need someone to give me a tweetorial so I know how to make that effing thing work right but I am having fun bumbling along.
: )
Pahh, That is just gross! Who the fuck tattoos his arm with a unicorn fucking a dolphin??? I never want to see the person behind that!
I´m just glad I saw the pics in the morning and not right before sleeping, there would have been no way not to dream about that shit..
Anyway: thanks for the past pic *sigh* I´m almost back to normal now...
I was laughing so hard I woke up a kiddo.. That was fucking hilarious and totally traumatizing at the same time..
Love the pic of Rpattz.. its certainly hawt..
Holy shit was that funny! For some reason (that reason being I'm sick and twisted) I also thought the unicorn impaling babies tat was... funny.
I'm beginning to think I may need therapy...
Dear lord FC, I was looking at the new post info on twitter, and decided i had to look. At my laughter, mom FC decided to come pear over my shoulder to see your lovely blog... I don't think this particular one embarrassed her a bit, because she said "Oh God" at the last one and walked away... YOu should have warned me not to have her look at this one, LMAO!!!!
I don't know if you remember, FC, but I took some pics of my trip to this geek lover's paradise known as TATE's last week, including some unicorns. They also had the one with the impaled mime, shown above. :D It was awesome.
I'm still recovering from what you call "the Pièce de résistance." Yeah.
Oh sweet Lord! I've always loved unicorns and I loved them even more once they became a code word for juicy loving, but AHHH I think now I'm going to have to read WA a little more intensely so as to wash the previous images from my head! Ha Ha my word verification was "dredd"
I go on an internet and twitter vacay from Friday until today and I miss this? What the hell are people thinking. I don't know what part of "tattoos are permanent" people don't understand. Now I know that unicorns pee rainbows. Maybe they shit skittles too? On second thought, I don't want to know. I missed all of the good stuff on twitter over the weekend. FC, work the day shift from now on, okay?
C'mon now, the tat of a unicorn eating pizza with a mom tat is completly timeless. No way that person will ever regret getting it! Can you imagine being the doc who helps remove that one? nicely done!
Sweet lord. I just realized the pizza eating unicorn sportin the "mom" tattoo has a gold tooth. Yes, a gold tooth.
I am so glad you referenced this post yesterday. I hadn't gone this far back in your blog and it would have been a shame to have not laid eyes on this. I noticed the same thing bitches did. A tattoo of a unicorn with a gold tooth. My life is complete.
I love that idea. Awesome Post..
Amazing amount of great, actionable advice. I will keep coming back to this for a while to try and implement many of these! Thanks!
This is such a helpful reading material for me, I’ve learned a lot of new things. Thanks for the great post!
That was a VERY interesting one! Seriously interesting.
That is great to hear, thank you for reading!
That was a VERY interesting one! Seriously interesting.
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