So many things to rant about, but I will keep it short and Twilight-related this week. Bitches and I were emailing back and forth the other night in bleary-eyed frenzies about funny blogs we happend along. This convo quickly degenerated into me throwing around the F-bomb and complaining about a recent interwebs purchase. After having just spoken to SIL FC and hearing her uncontained excitement at receiving her beloved Twilight jewelry box set (collector's item indeed), I was pissed at Lands' End. Yeah, I hadn't ordered anything from them in like 10 years, but they lured me in with promises of 40% off and free shipping. I quickly chose my items and clicked purchase. That was almost two weeks ago and still nothing. Bitches comes back with this gem:
Dude, jewelry can travel halfway accross the freakin' world in a couple days, but your Lands' End swimsuit can't cross the state line in a fortnight?! That's crap.Bitches really does say things like this on a daily basis and it never ceases to amaze me. Anyhoo, I finally checked the order status and UPS will have it on my doorstep no later than today. How is it possible that SIL FC can get her jewelry from freaking London, England in 4 days and I have to wait 2 weeks for a skirt and a bathing suit that I will probably have to return? Oh Amazon Prime, how you have ruined me for all regular online shipping!