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Don't Tell Mr. Bitches but...

In a severe moment of weakness, I did it. I ordered an Edward Cullen doll. Part of me is excited. The other part of me is extremely embarrassed of myself. What am I, 12?! Oh yeah...and I got one for FC, too. So we can play together, of course.

It's Edward time Bitches!
I informed Mr. Bitches of my purchase to receive an eye roll accompanied by a "Whatever."

Did I mention I was excited?!

8 comments:

Tenacious V said...

And I thought I was ridiculous hoarding all those magazine covers with Matthew Fox in my nightstand... :-p

Fire Crotch said...

I'm definitely thinking that PE would like to meet the girls on Thursday night.

Snarkier Than You said...

Don't forget to get your matching Twilight pencil cases to tote him around him! Perfect for keeping mini-Edward from getting all scuffed up in your purse (where he might accidentally spend all day shoved up against a nail file or something).

You will have a ball with him! And everyone you know will think you have lost your marbles. And then they will want to take a picture of him...

: )

Fire Crotch said...

@TenaciousV: Matthew Fox in Party of Five or Matthew Fox in Lost? I always was more partial to Scott Wolf from PO5...

Jenny Jerkface said...

Don't worry - you get used to the eye rolling after a while. LOL!

Mr. Bitches said...

Well, she has a lot of eye rolling coming so Im sure shes going to get use to it.

Bitches said...

@Snarkier Than You: Yes, I must procure a proper case for him. I must keep him protected from the elements and out of harms way while he's in my care. :-D

@Jenny Jerkface: Thankfully, I have very little shame! I spose that's pretty obvious from this blog...haha

@FC: Dude, next time you're in town, perhaps we'll debut them together...

Bitches said...

@Tenacious V: Is Mr. Tenacious aware of this stash? :-D Don't worry...I'll never tell...In my magazine travels, if I come accross any good pics, I'll be sure and pass them on to you...haha

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