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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

I Heard the Word Blog...

On my way home (I use that word loosely as I was just going back to the hotel), I heard the word "blog" on the radio and immediately my ears perked up. What was this? And then I heard the name and address of my hotel. So WTF is going on? A blogging convention? Count me in! I even have my Pocket Edwards and Pocket Bella with me this week (I can only imagine what the security screeners were thinking when they held up the line to do extra checking of my laptop bag)! I listen further, already thinking of excuses for not showing up for work tomorrow and how I could still get all of my hours in this week. Anyhoo, then I hear it...it's a talent scouting event...ugh, count me out. Although that would explain all of the annoying chillins sitting outside of my room making a racket last night. Get off my lawn! So where the hell did I hear the word blog again? Oh yeah, the website is www.proscoutblog.com. Hmmm...what a disappointment...until I went to the site and checked out some of their new discoveries.

Answers the boxers or briefs debate for me: after this pic, I am definitely a tighty-whities girl.

Okay, back to my original idea for this post...I was thinking that Pocket Edward should make an appearance at this shindig tomorrow. He definitely has the talent to take it all the way. I mean, he makes love to the camera. Okay, so I am way too distracted by this picture and can't keep going...please to enjoy.

8 comments:

Tasha... said...

GO! Maybe you can meet that tighy-whitey-mooner-hotty!

I can't stop....licking...the..screen...oh..er..I mean staring at the..uh screen.

sjAimee said...

hmm.. i'm kinda a boxer briefs kinda gal myself.. however.. NICE ass.. LOL

Jenny Jerkface said...

HOLY FUCK!! I didn't even read the post yet!! I was just scrolling down my blogroll and saw that picture. Perked right up, I did (I've been channeling Yoda lately, don't ask). Jeebus Crisco.

I fucking hate dudes who have nicer asses than I do. :)

Bitches said...

Sweetness...I expect a full report tomorrow...complete with pics :p

RunsFromReality said...

Sheesh, I am going to second that this pic is dangerous on a blog roll. Doing other things and then . . . so smooth . . . must click . . .damn good photo!

Dizzz said...

Hmmmmmm... Hey FC do you notice, while staring at the butt, that the coloration is off at the bottom of the picture??? Me is thinking perhaps this is a photoshop edit (I am trying to NOT imagine this being a real flesh in blood person cause GOD DAMN!). Either way, my answer to boxers v.s. briefs is "Who the hell needs them at all?" Especially not a man built like THAT!!!

Fire Crotch said...

@Dizzz - yeah, I thought it looked a little funky...I'm just telling myself that's it's funky spray tan or something, heh.

cuteangiek said...

Dear Lord, ALL week I would pull this post up and one of my heathens would walk up at that exact moments and ask, mom who's that! LOL

Thank you so much for the yum. He almost doesn't look real... must inspect closer to make sure!

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