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BlogoWriMo Day 24 - Must Be Dead Bird



We have all had bleeding vaginas at one time or another. Can you imagine putting a tampon up there that smells like garlic? Ew. Two words: dead bird.

9 comments:

donnersun said...

"And it glitters." LMAO

That is gross.

Honolulu Girl-Suz said...

Damn bleeding Vaginas!

Bitches said...

Wow, that's hysterical. It's also quite appropriate for me at this moment. I wish my OB's glittered.

One Pushy Fox said...

I can't even watch the commercial, that's just TOO GROSS!!!!

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Anonymous said...

HOLY CRAP!!!!! I couldn't believe my eyes!!! LOLOL!!!

Unknown said...

Comedy goldmine. Love parodies :)

Heather said...

Yuck.

Angela Lynn said...

I heart Funny or Die. The End.

jrieggs said...

Oh dear, I was not ready for that one!

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