Share our love of handbags, books, and all things gossip...okay, and Twilight too.

We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

BlogoWriMo Day 19 - Squeemageddon!

We are in the theater awaiting Twilight with baited breath. I fear there may be fuckery behind us, but Bitches has assured me that she has the duct tape. I was able to procure a Burger King crown as well. It has been quite the productive day.


We hope that everyone has an enjoyable and fuckery free movie experience! And that you don't jizz too much as to be emarrassing.

Love, Bitches and Fire Crotch


Smuttier Than You said...

I need to procure a New Moon crown ASAP.

Mrs. Vanquish said...

I love the two photos from you both, and Fire Yeeeeeeahhh for waring the Burger King Crone Rofl, you are awesome *giggles*

Meg said... is the morning after and I've done the best walk of shame EVER!!! lol

Anxiously awaiting tonight...

Susie From ApplesnFeathers said...

Love you girls! You look adorable!

Call of Duty Widow said...

My experience today was fuckery free. I only had movie Tourettes a few times. It was awesome!!! Good idea to see it at 2 pm. No kids!

One Pushy Fox said...

You two were so cute!!!!!


cutie said...

Holy Hell there were girls in our theater with the crowns as well! Bwahhahahaha LOVE IT.

Memory Jean also ran around taking pictures of Mr. Cullen and making everyone laugh like crazy... Those were some damn good times. =)

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