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BlogoWriMo Day 24 - Must Be Dead Bird



We have all had bleeding vaginas at one time or another. Can you imagine putting a tampon up there that smells like garlic? Ew. Two words: dead bird.

9 comments:

Meg said...

"And it glitters." LMAO

That is gross.

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

Damn bleeding Vaginas!

Bitches said...

Wow, that's hysterical. It's also quite appropriate for me at this moment. I wish my OB's glittered.

One Pushy Fox said...

I can't even watch the commercial, that's just TOO GROSS!!!!

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Mrs. P @ TwiBite said...

HOLY CRAP!!!!! I couldn't believe my eyes!!! LOLOL!!!

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

Comedy goldmine. Love parodies :)

Call of Duty Widow said...

Yuck.

cutie said...

I heart Funny or Die. The End.

jrieggs said...

Oh dear, I was not ready for that one!

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