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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

BlogoWriMo Day 18 - Jizzing and Depends

Jizzing is what I will be doing tomorrow night beginning at 9 PM. Okay, well probably earlier. Bitches and I will be meeting at 7 PM. She's bringing the peanut butter M&Ms, and I'm bringing the Gobblers and New Moon candy bars. Who's going to bring the Depends?





One more day! Just one more day!

10 comments:

Meg said...

You can be like that crazy astronaut lady that wore diapers to go kill her husband. Do they make adult diapers with characters on them? Because we could totally corner the market on Twi-themed Depends.

cutie said...

Jizz in my pants, jizz in my pants...

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

I just jizzed thinking about jizzing in my pants tomorrow!

bierbeck said...

I never get tired of watching him!

marie said...

*quickly raises hand* Me me!!!! I'll bring the depends! I've seriously thought about doing so. You two in? Because I'll buy them... ;)

Smuttier Than You said...

I may or may not have just prematurely jizzed in my pants in anticipation, just sayin *wink*

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

This shit is hilarious. The last 15 second of each clip (with the rapid-fire-multiple-jizzing) cracks my shit up.

I'm bringing backup panties. That way I can rip off the ones that spontaneously combust and throw those flaming bad boys at Rob on the big screen.

Approximately 19 hours until go time!! (we've got a 9p Twilight showing). SQUEEEEEEEEEE!

KG said...

i text shirtless pics of Taylor to one of my coworkers all the time...and every response i get is ... "Jizz in my pants!!" bwahahahahahha

Mrs. Vanquish said...

Lol those videos are hilarious! and
just twOoooOO more days for me and Betti!!!

One Pushy Fox said...

Those videos are hysterical!!!

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