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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

BlogoWriMo Day 14 - It's a T-shirt Bonanza!

For the past few days I have been leaving cryptic statuses on my Facebook account about squeemageddon and t-shirts. Cryptic you ask? How so? Well, this is my real life (RL) Facebook account and the majority of my "friends" don't know about my Twilight obsession (only those nearest and dearest to me). And then on Friday it happened, one of my co-workers at my current client asked me what squimidgeon was. Thought 1: respond with a question...what do you mean? (because obviously she didn't spell it right so how the hell should I know what she's talking about. Or Thought 2: tell the truth...or as much as I was willing to reveal. So this is what I sent back to my co-worker:

From: Heather (because for obvious reasons I don't go by FC at work)
To: Heather's Co-worker
Subject: Re: how RTs do charges (that's top secret shizz)

Oh, um, that's what people are calling the premiere of New Moon (you know the new Twilight movie). All of us fangirls will be squeeing all over the place. Here's the definition of squee from Urban Dictionary:

A noise primarily made by an over-excited fangirl, however it has spread rapidly and is now widely spread among the web community.
Ex. Omg!! New Harry Potter book out!! Omg Squee squee! omg!!!

I tried to make it less obvious to my Facebook friends what I was talking about. Only a very few chosen ones really know what I'm talking about, heh. Hope this at least made you laugh!

Of course this made her laugh...I am sure that I will be the butt of many jokes when I come back on Monday, but let me tell you least 3 separate women have come up to me secretly to tell me how much they have loved Twilight. Yeah, that's what she said! Okay, so why is this only half the truth? Because my own personal definition of squee also includes some female jizzing. Just sayin'.

So, onto the rest of the Facebook status...the shirt.
Amber and Kerry from Eyes of Amber were nice enough to send me a CafePress t-shirt. I don't want to reveal why...let's just say smuggling may or may not have been involved. Anyhoo, I've been sweatin' whether or not the shirt would arrive in time for the premiere. This afternoon I checked my mailbox and guess what I found. Not one but two packages from CafePress. I was absolutely certain my shirt had finally arrived. I knew that I must immediately put it on and model it for you.

I know...I'm totally a contender for Rack of the Week right?

But what of the second package? I was absolutely perplexed! It turns out
Betti and Mrs. Vanquish are super awesome and sent me a special shirt! Check it out and drool bitches!

If you don't recognize this awesomeness, then you should check out the Twilight Book v. Movie discussion. Still not convinced? Then check out the front and back shots of this awesome shirt and then go check out the discussion!

Thank you everyone! Today was like Christmas...a Twilight Christmas! I love you all!


uhyesplease said...

Those shirts are DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, those tatas need to go on the rack of the week - just sayin'!

Meg said...

LOL Please wear the Rambo one to the theater Friday night. I'm making a Bedazzled denim vest for the occasion.

One Pushy Fox said...

You lucky biotch!!!! Now my question is which one will you wear to the premier?


cutie said...

You make me happy. Beyond happy. This is all.

And yes, which one are you wearing to the premier?

HungryVampire said...

So funny about your Facebook I also have a FB acct, but it is NOT for my obsession! Too many ppl don't understand...

LOL Love those shirts!!!

Mrs. Vanquish said...

Shit, you got me yesterday when in Twitter, I was not sure if it is already there and I didn't want to ruin the surprise! but you didn't say a word! This arrived pretty fast which makes me beyond happy!

Glad you like it :)

Smuttier Than You said...

Yeah, I'm thinking you should play in Rack of the Week!

Snarkier Than You said...

love the tees! and great to see a pic of you - i'd say "nice rack" but clearly it's been said - lol!

: )

glad you have a choice now for what to wear to premiere!! one for the night, one for the matinee the next day???

Amber (EyesofAmber) said...

I'm so glad the shirt made it in time! Smuggling...hmmm, I have NO idea what you're talking about. And I'm sticking to that. LOL

Stacy AKA Mrs. Robward said...

Love the shirts! Ur Uber smexy in them!

i am going 2 send you a pic in the 1 I got from you =]

Mrs. R

Call of Duty Widow said...

Those are so awesome! I have a few chick friends at work that like Twilight, etc. We don't talk about it too much, usually just bitch about the morons at our work.

You must where the rambo one on Friday! That was so nice of Betti and MrsVanquish to get one made for you!

jrieggs said...

How fun! The Charlie shirt is hilarious!

bierbeck said...

OMG where have I been! I guess I am two days behind.

Susie From ApplesnFeathers said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE the Charlie shirt!!

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

*love* them BOTH!

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