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BlogoWriMo Day 23 - Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry

So I am home for the Thanksgiving holiday and finally was enjoying my first home-cooked meal in months. After finishing an excellent dinner with Mommy FC and SIL FC, I leaned back in my chair and contemplated eating a piece of chocolate cake. At this point SIL FC asks me, "So when are you going to finish reading the second chapter of my story?"

I didn't blink an eye and said, "Well, I just haven't had the time and the first time I read the chapter it needed some work." Wait a second...what? Her chapter?

Yes, well it seems that I have been duped. SIL FC is actually one of my favorite fanfic authors,
IvyLane24. And I only have one thing to say about it.

Apparently Mommy FC was also complicit in this deception as was sjAimee. Just watch out. You are all on my radar now.

If you are wondering what
IvyLane24 has written, check out the following stories:

A Twisted Twilight Tale
A Fine Line Between
The Volturi Affair


Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

First, I want that pic bad! You crack me up!! And then WTF? Your SIL is an awesome fanfic writer. Um, hello. As soon as this NanoWriMo is over I can go back to being the fanfic whore I am and catch up.

Mrs. Vanquish said...

What !??! IvyLane is your SIL? and you didn't know? LoL ok this is huge!

Lool my word verification was *died*

Ivy Lane said...

~Sniffle~ All I wanted to do was entertain you! :) I just couldn't help myself last night... I just had to blurt it right out!!! And please don't blame mommy FC and sjAimee - i was ready to burst and HAD to tell someone my secret identity! Why did you think i never entered your awesome giveaway contests? :)

Tenacious V said...

This is awesome. *high fives to Ivy Lane and all who were complicit* See what fun arises from fandoms?

Oh, by the way, I've decided to read the last three Twilight books. Bitches, can I borrow them? 0:-)

marie said...

LOL! What an interesting suprise....

I've been totally lame lately when it comes to reading fics. *sigh* I need to get back in the groove and read your SIL's fics.

Bitches said...

Haha...this cracks me up.

@Tenacious most certainly may borrow my precious books! I shall bring them next time I know I'm going to see you.

Betti Gefecht, the addicted said...

ROTFLMAO! That's so cool.... kudos to your SIL.
Now that you know, are you proud of her? LOL.
And speaking of proud... I bow down to you - day 23 of blogowrimo already, you're really pulling it. Awesome!!!
I wish I had commented more, my apologies, but I was disabled at times... and well, you know I love you, right?
Keep it up, you rock!

One Pushy Fox said...

OMG!!!!!! I would FREAK if I found out someone in my RL was a fanfic writer. Of course, I would freak if anyone in my RL were as into Twilight as I am, so.....


Call of Duty Widow said...

Now you can request some, um, "customized" fan fic for yourself.

cutie said...

Truly... lies do make baby Jesus cry and when that happens shit goes down... it goes down *insert whit and charm*.. You get my point.

I wish I could read fanfic. =(

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