BlogoWriMo Day 16 - It's a Love Story

A few weeks ago I got a bright idea. They don't happen very often, so I seized it and immediately went to work. After selling my beloved U2 tickets last month (seriously, I missed out on Muse too, but I will be seeing them next July), I had a little money left over and decided that it would be fun to spend it on some Twi merch. Around the same time I saw the full-size New Moon character posters. The one that really got me excited was Jasper. And then I thought...you know who else likes Jasper? Memory Jean! How much fun would it be to send FSJ to MJ's doorstep? That's where the plotting came into play. Not knowing MJ's address I contacted her bestie, Cutie. It was decided that Cutie would take care of the element of surprise. And that's where Cutie picks up the story. I humbly present to you, WBPH's first guest blogger, the cutest of all cutes, Cutie from Super Secret Twilight Blog!

*cutie blushes*

The honor is all mine, thou who's crotch doth fire.

*bows down before the flaming one*

You and Bitches run an amazing blog here on WBPH,

with Mr. Bitches and his shenanigans lurkin' about.

And I feel greatly honored that you have

asked me to be your first guest poster!


But you *points at the reader* aren't here to see me stick

my nose up Fire's ass. So let's get right to this tale.



When Fire emailed me that she was going to send Ms. Sassy Pants MJ

a full sized Jasper I knew something wonderful was about to take place!

For those of you who aren't aware, the MJ is slightly obsessed with the BoneMan.

**Thanks, I spit out my Cinnamon Dulce Latte when I read this line...the BoneMan, hehe.**



The meeting between the two was epic and

I could tell it was love at first sight:




I know...

I am speechless as well...

So... um...

*pondering the wrongness of what she just saw*

an-E-ways....

They got along reeeaaallllly well.

They just couldn't take their eyes off of one another!

Before you could say corn dog they were holding hands.

Ms MJ with her oh so subtle moves was making Jasper shiver.

But when she started with the light pettin':

...that's when we found out that the sun isn't the only thing

that makes vampires sparkle.

Jasper was having a hard time hiding his.. errr... happiness. **ew!**

And I found the need to leave the room quickly

when they moved their meeting to the couch...

Annnd...

the rest as they say is history...

The End.

(And I think we all know it was a happy ending. *grins wickedly*)


Note from MJ: *blushing profusely* This never happened....

Note from cutie: Keep telling yourself that, my friend. *giggles will hugging MJ*

Note from FC: You girls totally rocked this post and are welcome back any time. I love yous!