(203): a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up. <-- I don't see what the big deal is...at least she wasn't licking the screen, hehe.
(317): There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas?? <-- Pattinson Panties that vibrate...natch.
(301): please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk <-- Why? Doesn't work quite as well when I tell people I'm Bella Swan...too twitchy I guess.
(310): kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
(1-310): damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
(859): Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time. <--Yes, it is sad. Sad that you would let such a hot piece of ass go to waste if he wasn't sparkly.
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Ha! Told you i've been stalking your site for 2days post lol. You got to love TFLN! Aimee reads them aloud sometimes when i'm feeling crappy and we always get excited when a Twilight related one pops up!
I entertain myself reading tfln at work. Sometimes it backfires on me when I snort Sprite all over the place. But that happens with most of the inappropriate websites I stalk during work hours.
My best friend submitted one that I sent her a while ago:
"The a/c is broken here. I'm sweating jager and chili."
That day totes sucked.
I just checked to see if day 2 was up, I must have just missed it. Love the ass candy!
Bwhahahahaha =D
I agree the last one is completely shameful. The end.
I can't believe you actually have a tag labeled "dildo." I giggle every time I get a Twilight related TFLN or FML. Keep up the good work on the Blog a day, I'm up to 4100 words on my NaNoWrMo book. Yay for us!
PS: Those undies are creeptastic!
rofl, awesome:) I didn't know this site, but somehow it's hilarious! Don#t get the girl who said she would only fuck RPatz if he sparkles...!??!
Bahahahaha!!! These are awesome!
Love this!!!
I totally KNOWS what I wants for Xmas now!! Oh you evil Evil GIrly you!! Need to go write Santa a letter... PRONTO!
Holy effing shite - you combined TFLN and Twilight. You're my hero! *bows down to bask in your glory*.
Hey, why is everyone against Hermione? Ginny never seems to have much of a personality to me. Nice pic licking the screen :) I love TFLN!!
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Oh TFLN are THE BOMB!!! Oh, and here's your daily dose of what???
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