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Showing posts with label Rob Pattinson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rob Pattinson. Show all posts

BlogoWriMo Day 2 - More Twilight TFLN


(203): a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up. <-- I don't see what the big deal is...at least she wasn't licking the screen, hehe.

(317): There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas?? <-- Pattinson Panties that vibrate...natch.
(301): please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk <-- Why? Doesn't work quite as well when I tell people I'm Bella Swan...too twitchy I guess.

(310): kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

(1-310): damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
(859): Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time. <--Yes, it is sad. Sad that you would let such a hot piece of ass go to waste if he wasn't sparkly.