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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

So, You're a Vegetarian?

After only 2 full business days (thanks to Amazon Prime, which I highly recommend) of waiting with bated breath...HE'S HERE! I tore open the box to see the prize that awaited me in all his custom-made pea coat, highlighted, and off-kilter butt seamed glory. I confided in FC, seeing him in person makes me feel like I've hit a new low in my obsession, however, we console one another in the fact that he's no different than Flat Stanley. Right?! I'm glad you all agree.



Of course, PE was quite hungry when he arrived from his long journey from Amazonland. So, he set his sights on Elby (from now on known as BB (Bitches' Bitch)). Here are some photos from the standoff that ensued...



Pocket Edward comes in peace, although BB would make a nice snack, wouldn't he?


BB thinks this new toy looks pretty darn tasty...

4 comments:

Tenacious V said...

I like that BB is licking his lips, like he can't wait to tear into this tasty treat before him. I'm hoping Bitches didn't have the same look on her face as she unwrapped Pocket!Edward...

Bitches said...

My expression was probably no different from the look you have as you stumble accross a new Matthew Fox picture... :-P

jrieggs said...

I really don't know what to say about ya'll buying PEs and putting them around the house. Poor MR. Bitches, how is he surviving?

Bitches said...

@jrieggs: I must say, Mr. Bitches has been holding up quite well. He mostly rolls his eyes & tries to act like it's not happening...but, other than that, he's taking it all in stride. I'm sure that would all change it I ever whipped him out in public though...

You know you want a PE! Just admit it! hehe

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