Okay, so the “old guys” are actually age appropriate for me and the rest are younger than my brothers, so yeah, gross, but whatev! I was going to look for other real jail bait, but after searching for shirtless pics of Taycob, I felt dirty.
Taylor Lautner
DOB: 2/11/92
The only true Jail Bait on this list...and also the only shirtless pic, heh.
Joe Jonas
DOB: 8/15/89
There is a weird appeal here for me. I think it was his Beyonce impersonation that did it.
Rupert Grint
DOB: 8/24/88
Yeah, so he and I could have magical red-haired babies.
Zac Efron
DOB: 10/18/87
Isn't he just dreamy? 
Ed Westwick
DOB: 6/27/87
His character is pretty smoldering on Gossip Girl...I'm just going to make the logical leap that he is just like that in real life except with a British accent (so even better really). 
Hunter Parrish
DOB: 5/13/87
Here's hoping there is more shirtlessness on Weeds this season. 
Robert Pattinson
DOB: 5/13/86
Always bring a change of panties girls.
Chace Crawford
DOB: 7/18/85
So there was this totally awesome pic of him shirtless in a cowboy hat, hehe, total cheese. Yeah, he slept with an old lady on Gossip Girl...maybe he does the cougar thing in real life too. Grrrrrr....
Kellan Lutz
DOB: 3/15/85
Ooooo, born on the ides of March. Don't know what that is? Read some Shakespeare peeps. So I'm over these paperboy hats, but whatever, hawt.
Emile Hirsch
DOB: 3/13/85
Not sure how Emile got on my radar, but he's a cutie patootie.
Jackson Rathbone
DOB: 12/21/84
This little smirk makes me think that he is going to do bad things to me.
Justin Timberlake*
DOB: 1/31/81
This is for Mommy FC who thinks he's so talented and by "talented" she means hot.
Chris Pine*
DOB: 8/26/80
He brought sexy back to Star Trek...okay, it never was really there, but whatever!
Dave Annable*
DOB: 9/15/79
Still six months and 7 days younger than me, but certainly age appropriate. I think he's the least whiny of the Walkers.
2 comments:
Nice, I like the way you think!! Jailbait is always fun, not sure if I fall into the pedofile category but I felt yucky after watching the MTV awards and that hot bod of Taylor's.
I am about to start Dragonfly and Amber...love me some Jamie.
I linked you to my blog, I hope you dont mind.
Yum, Chase Crawford! He makes Gossip Girl extra worth watching! Who cares that I was in fucking high school when he was born!!
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