Share our love of handbags, books, and all things gossip...okay, and Twilight too.

We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

Rant Wednesday...Some People Shouldn't Breed


Despite our super busy weekends, FC and I managed a trip to our local cinema cafe to see The Hangover Saturday night. A few minutes into the movie, there was a kissing scene and we heard a squeal of "eeeews" come from the row in front of us. Lo and behold, sitting in front of us was a man with three little tykes about four years old. WTF?! What mature adult, never mind parent, takes three small children to a movie known for it's debauchery, crassness and nast bushy full frontal male nudity? Who?! Plus, these weren't oblivious one and two year olds who didn't have a clue what was going on, they were curious and aware kids who should be at home watching cartoons. And, save me the excuse that perhaps he wasn't aware of the storyline and content, he so knew, it's called The Hangover for Pete's sake.

Now, I must say, the kids were surprisingly quiet and well behaved throughout the movie. Perhaps it was because they were so traumatized by what they were seeing. Or, maybe it was because FC and I were laughing so hysterically throughout the entire movie that we were oblivious to our surroundings.

Oh yea, plus, the guy downed a few adult beverages as he spent quality time with his offspring. Again, some people shouldn't breed.

9 comments:

Aimee said...

WTH? Seriously? unreal! Maybe thats how he spends his weekend visitations with them and they were well behaved b/c they were used to his idiocy and lack of parenting skills..

Bitches said...

You know...I considered that perhaps this was how he spends his "time" with them and that either he has triplets or three baby momma's. Which, given his sense, perhaps it was.

Latchkey Wife said...

That movie was fucking hilarious!

themrs said...

that is one of my biggest pet peeves! we went to see "hancock" at the theater and the people in front of us had young, elementary age kids with them. every other word in that movie is the "f bomb'. i couldn't even enjoy the movie because i was stressing out over those kids seeing and hearing all that. my husband just laughs at me for being so worried about kids i don't know.

codwidow said...

I think those kids aren't gonna have a good night sleep for months after seeing the asian bush. The guy on the train who looks exactly like the guy in the movie is still giving me awful flashbacks everyday. {shudder}

Fire Crotch said...

@codwidow - Yay! You are alive...hadn't heard from you in a while. Heck, I'm scarred by this movie...I can't imagine what these kids are going through...although I totally want to see it again!

caring erratic hairbrained mom said...

I havent seen it yet, dying too. But, shit Im not going to strap the littles in for a bunch of male balls and asian bush, I dont want the psych bills when they are 18.

jrieggs said...

Ugh, I still wish they would require a license to reproduce. I was at a BBQ a while ago and this dad told his 8 year old (boy) to get him a effing beer, eff this, shi* that, blah blah, i just sat there in horror. I can only hope that 3 different women were stupid enough to reproduce with that guy.

Snarkier Than You said...

eek! that's too much! you really should need to pass some sort of a test before you are allowed to bring another human into the world. WHY WON'T SOMEONE PASS A LAW?! LOL - but really - that's a shame.

my parents (in what was probably a case of "oh shit, the babysitter didn't show up") once took me to see apocolypse now. in the theater. APOCOLYPSE FUCKING NOW! what were they thinking??!

eh - but i turned out just fine... right?? right?! [cricket*cricket* cricket*]

Post a Comment