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Jail Bait & Other Hawt Youngins (*and some old guys)

If you got here because you Googled "Real Jailbait," "Jailbait Blog," or something like it, this probably isn't the blog for you, but thanks for stopping by you dirty bird!


Okay, so the “old guys” are actually age appropriate for me and the rest are younger than my brothers, so yeah, gross, but whatev! I was going to look for other real jail bait, but after searching for shirtless pics of Taycob, I felt dirty.








Taylor Lautner
DOB: 2/11/92

The only true Jail Bait on this list...and also the only shirtless pic, heh.











Joe Jonas
DOB: 8/15/89
There is a weird appeal here for me. I think it was his Beyonce impersonation that did it.




Rupert Grint
DOB: 8/24/88

Yeah, so he and I could have magical red-haired babies.




Zac Efron
DOB: 10/18/87

Isn't he just dreamy?



Ed Westwick
DOB: 6/27/87

His character is pretty smoldering on Gossip Girl...I'm just going to make the logical leap that he is just like that in real life except with a British accent (so even better really).



Hunter Parrish
DOB: 5/13/87

Here's hoping there is more shirtlessness on Weeds this season.



Robert Pattinson

DOB: 5/13/86

Always bring a change of panties girls.



Chace Crawford

DOB: 7/18/85
So there was this totally awesome pic of him shirtless in a cowboy hat, hehe, total cheese. Yeah, he slept with an old lady on Gossip Girl...maybe he does the cougar thing in real life too. Grrrrrr....



Kellan Lutz

DOB: 3/15/85
Ooooo, born on the ides of March. Don't know what that is? Read some Shakespeare peeps. So I'm over these paperboy hats, but whatever, hawt.


Emile Hirsch

DOB: 3/13/85

Not sure how Emile got on my radar, but he's a cutie patootie.



Jackson Rathbone
DOB: 12/21/84

This little smirk makes me think that he is going to do bad things to me.



Justin Timberlake*

DOB: 1/31/81

This is for Mommy FC who thinks he's so talented and by "talented" she means hot.



Chris Pine*

DOB: 8/26/80

He brought sexy back to Star Trek...okay, it never was really there, but whatever!


Dave Annable*
DOB: 9/15/79

Still six months and 7 days younger than me, but certainly age appropriate. I think he's the least whiny of the Walkers.

2 comments:

caring erratic hairbrained mom said...

Nice, I like the way you think!! Jailbait is always fun, not sure if I fall into the pedofile category but I felt yucky after watching the MTV awards and that hot bod of Taylor's.
I am about to start Dragonfly and Amber...love me some Jamie.
I linked you to my blog, I hope you dont mind.

Latchkey Wife said...

Yum, Chase Crawford! He makes Gossip Girl extra worth watching! Who cares that I was in fucking high school when he was born!!

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