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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

Need Checks? Make your own RPattz ones...

So, after upping the ante with her Twilight jewelry set, SIL FC has turned me into a completely crazed lunatic. We talked about Twilight, specifically Mr. Pattinson, last night for like 20 minutes until brother FC came in and ruined the whole thing. Anyway, I am in need of new checks (yes, some people won't accept online forms of payment). And you know what? It's a good thing because look what you can make at uniquechecks.com! (I did search high and low for Twilight checks, but there aren't any, can you believe it?)





Had to include some jaw porn.


So I totally think that the cleaning ladies will appreciate my new checks. Although, this could be bad...I might become one of those obnoxious people who only uses checks to pay at Wal-Mart.


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! That totally f'ckin rocks! I'm imagining the things I could do with that option! I must admit i'm completely dazzled and in awe.. I haven't written checks in a while but the idea is becoming appealing.. I hmm.. I could put Kellan on checks and hubs couldn't bitch b/c he doesnt write checks..

Bitches said...

Holy snikes! I MUST have these! I should totally purchase them on the sly...can you even imagine Mr. Bitches face when he asks for a check...he'd crap himself.

Heather said...

Those are the hottest checks I've ever encountered! Although I still would totally get pissed off at you if I had to wait for you to write a check at Wal-Mart! Now you just need to get a customizable debit card. That would be frickin' sweet!

tasha said...

We don't use checks anymore...dammit! I'm with Call of Duty Widow! Can I get it on a debit card?! I'm SO calling the credit union in the AM.

Snarkier Than You said...

OME I NEED THESE!!! I may give up online banking for these... Or maybe I can just get fake checks that say my name is "Mrs. RPatts" - that would be my other obtion, obvs...

: )

P.S. I linked to you ladies just now - thanks!

http://twitarded.blogspot.com/2009/06/mini-edward-goes-to-er.html

EtomyB said...

Only uses checks to pay for EVERYTHING.... srsly. Those rock my socks. Me likey the bottom one most. I bet people would forget what they were going to charge you when you whipped those puppies out. Just flash the check before you write in the amount and see if they knock some $$ off.

Dizzz said...

Wow Sis these are HAWT!!!! Why oh why did i buy Betty Boop checks, these are sooo much better. You know i should make unique checks for the joint account i am going to open with Brother FC, can you imagine??? He would be like "Dear Freaking God, WTH?" I NEED to see these next time you are home!!! I'll show you my jewelry... maybe even let you wear some of it if you want.... teeeheeee. I gazed lovingly at my jewels last night after reading this blog, I think the purchase was sooooo worth it. :)

tv said...

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, FC. I find these weird and alarming. Yet strangely entertaining...

Mr. Bitches said...

Seriously? I mean seriously? I dont even have words to describe the level of respect I have totally lost for you. I just.... I..... I'm speechless.

Mrs. Bitches - you can get these as soon as I get Megan Fox ones.

sj said...

Oh my god, every time I write a check, I'll need to change my panties - holy shit!

STY - I agree - give up online banking just so I have to write more checks!

Bitches said...

@Mr. Bitches....by all means, you can have your Megan Fox checks, she's hot so I'll accept it. I saw the way you oggled her bits in her itty bitty top on The Transformers this weekend...it's all good : D

RunsFromReality said...

Ooh! Finally taking a minute to do more back reading of this blog and can't believe I missed these on the first scan! These are amazing (checks number of check left in her stack) hmmmmmmm . . . .maybe by the time I need to order new check we can have shirtless ones?

Honolulu Girl-Suz said...

I'm laughing at the comments. Funny. I still occasionally have to write checks. Believe it or not, not everyone does online payment here in Hawaii. I know. You think we're the leaders in the all things awesome (kidding) WE suck here. Some people are still cash only. Fuck, I don't even carry cash on me. If you don't take plastic, I won't eat there. That's how I feel.
Anyways, I need these checks!! Thanks for researching.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but technically this company should not be selling copywrited images - and those images are copyrighted by either a mag or book they came from or the photographer. They have to license professional images or license Twilight images from Summit to use them. I wish they would, but am not going to pass off copywrited stuff as OK, even if I would just be using them for myself.

Anonymous said...

I am still trying to figure out how to order this. It takes you to a page but not these. I so want these!

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