Since there were so many of you dirty whores out there googling jail bait, I figured we would do a senior edition (anyone over 30). Heh. Yeah, Mommy FC was a little taken aback when I told her that was what the cutoff for the senior edition was.
Ryan Reynolds
DOB: 10/23/76
I don't think he was airbrushed....
Alexander Skarsgård
DOB: 8/25/76
I'm a little obsessed with Eric Northman on True Blood...alas, he doesn't have fangs in real life.
Bradley CooperDOB: 1/5/75
I wish I was that monkey.
Peter Facinelli
DOB: 11/26/73
Kind of looks like a serial killer here, but you know he's a vegetarian right?
Kevin McKidd
DOB: 8/9/73
I'll be your Sassenach any time. Oh and we could have cute little red-haired babies.
I'll be your Sassenach any time. Oh and we could have cute little red-haired babies.
Eric Dane
DOB: 11/9/72
McSteamy...
McSteamy...
Matt Damon
DOB: 10/8/70
So Matt sent me an email the other day...okay so it was on behalf of one.org, but you know, he and I are like BFFs.
Simon Baker
DOB: 7/30/69
So you know there is totally a reason why CBS has him do commercials in his regular accent...makes him sound even sexier.
Michael Vartan
DOB: 11/27/68
I'm thinking...about you. So we haven't seen you around in a while Mikey...we miss you.
Hugh Jackman
DOB: 10/12/68
Um, wow, was all I could say when I found this pic. Yeah, he's hot. I'll take some more butt shots please (totally referring to his latest movie).
Aaron Eckhart
DOB: 3/12/68
I am...the Marlboro man. Okay, not really, but all he needs in this pic is a cowboy hat.
Grant ShowDOB: 2/27/62
So I really wanted to post a pic of him from the show Swingtown when he had the molestache, but I deferred to a hotter pic. I have to say, I'm pretty shocked at how old you are Grant.
George ClooneyDOB: 5/6/61
Yeah, so no list would be complete without him. He agrees.
Stay tuned for Jail Bait - Dead and Almost Gone edition.
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13 comments:
*thud*
my heart literally skips a beat ANY time I see Ryan Reynolds! if i ever saw him IRL, no doubt i would die right then and there.
You had me until George Clooney.. And i'd substitute Paul Walker in place of Matt Damon but thats just me..LOL
Oooo...Paul Walker...yes, he would have been a good substitute for Matt Damon...he was kind of weak. George Clooney, sorry just had to put him on there.
LOL.. thats ok.. Most people would.. I'm just not most people..LOL Paul walker now.. Yummy! He tops all my lists.. LOL
@Aimee...I have to agree with you on George Clooney, he's aight, I could take him or leave him. Now, the others, I wholeheartedly agree on :-D heh
Nicely done!! I completely agree with Kevin McKidd as Jaime...yowza! ( scrambling through drawers looking for vibrator.)
For some nice pics of Ryan Reynolds check out this weeks entertainment weekly, holy hell.
Paul Walker....oh boy he can get fast and furious on me anytime.
Nice work and oooh, McSteamy is cause for a change of panties! Well, actually there aren't many on that list that I'd kick out of bed!
I can't wait to get my new issue of Entertainment Weekly with the Ryan Reynolds cover - hope DH doesn't see it ;) Alexander Skarsgård and Kevin McKidd are very yummy as well *swoon*
(I tried not to cry about the cutoff age for senior - at least there were a few older than me)
I cant believe you all would objectify men like this. Acting like we, yes I said we, are just objects to be gawked at. I am ashamed. ASHAMED I SAID.
ROFLMAO! As if! Double standard eh? LOL men do it all the time! (said in a sing song voice to the tune of that Mindy McCready song "guys do it all the time") I'm not ashamed.. Not in the least..LOL
I vote for Paul Walker too, and I'm still a sucker for Vin Diesel. Who wouldn't want to ride along with either of them? Nicely done on the senior list though, I'm officially distracted ;)
OMG you forgot to MAJOR over 30 year old hotties, FC!!
#1 ~ Milo Ventimiglia (July 8, 1977)
and
#2 ~ Julian McMahon (July 27, 1968)
ooooh both July Hotties!!!!
@Mr. Bitches: I just think you're bitter that over 30 constitutes "Senior." ;-)
@Aimee: You're so right! hahaha
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