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The Boys...I Mean Shows of Summer


Okay, so if you don’t have cable (read premium channels), I guess you are SOL (sorry Bitches), but if you do, here are my humble picks for your consideration.




Jon & Kate Plus 8 (May 25 on TLC) – Okay, seriously, don’t you want to see this implode on TV? I did feel bad after watching the season premiere, but I powered through and am ready for the next 40 episodes this season (yeah 40).
















Burn Notice (June 4 on USA) – Kind of cheese, but hey, I like CSI: Miami, so this is good too. Plus, seriously, you can pick up some good spying techniques. And Michael Westen kicks ass.














Army Wives (June 7 on Lifetime) – It’s kind of like Desperate Housewives meets well, the Lifetime Network and the army. Just try it out.






Weeds (June 8 on Showtime) – Um, the end of last season was crazy and Kevin Nealon is hilarious. If you like drugs (and even if you don’t), watch this show. Plus, the oldest son is pretty hot (not sure if he is legal or not, but whatever).









Nurse Jackie (June 8 on Showtime) – Carlisle Cullen people (and he’s an inappropriate toucher, hehe)













True Blood (June 14 on HBO) – To fill the void until New Moon comes out. Plus Eric and Jason are hawt.







The Secret life of the American Teenager (June 22 on ABC Family) – It’s 7th Heaven except Jessica Biel is preggers. Yeah, this show is really terrible, but I continue to watch. Not sure why…maybe it’s the bad acting, maybe it’s to see how big Molly Ringwald will actually get, maybe it’s because the niece isn’t allowed to watch it.










Entourage (July 12 on HBO) – The boys are back. Will Vince redeem his movie career or flop again? Let’s hug it out bitches.







Project Runway (August 20 on Lifetime) – Make it work people.


And some honorable mentions...
1. Wipeout (ABC) – I really can watch people busting their asses all day long and not get tired of laughing about it.
2. So You Think You Can Dance (Bitches' submission) – I don’t really know anything about this show, but Bitches and Mr. Bitches are fans, so please to enjoy. I guess it’s like American idol for dancing?
3. The Bachelorette (Bitches' submission) – Bitches and Sister Bitches love this show…I just can’t be bothered with this drivel. Give me Rock of Love any day of the week.

9 comments:

Dizzz said...

Yes it is true, "niece" is not permitted to watch the Secret Life of an American Teenager because it is bag enough she is OBSESSED with America's Next Top Model. Not that i do not watch that "drivel" myself. :) The girls are so petty and bitchy at times that i love the drama of it all. I think you just gave me an idea for my next blog.... muuuhahaha... Off i go to do some "research".

Oh wait back to SLOAAT, interesting that the title of that show in acronym form looks like a combination of slut and sloth.. I have never watched it but i don't want my impressionable youth thinking that is the way real life should be. It is one of the only shows i have firmly put my foot down about. That and Greek (not sure if that show ever made it past season 1 though).

Bitches said...

I'm so sad that I was talked into getting rid of HBO & Showtime a couple months ago. Mr. Bitches was so insistent...

Mr. Bitches said...

WHAT?!? I wanted to get rid of it? That's all I ever watched! Man, how history changes with the writer.

oh and FC... you sound like your in HEAT with all of these hot guy shows. Just kidding.

Tenacious V said...

Burn Notice, "sort of cheese?" Oh, FC, you blaspheme.

jrieggs said...

Are you ready to be depressed every sunday again? I can't wait for Army wives to come back! Yay for crying on a weekly basis!

Latchkey Wife said...

Why is it all the good shows are on the two fucking channels I don't have - HBO and Showtime! I hate being a season behind! True Blood kicks ass!!

Bitches said...

@Latchkey Wife: I know!!! We just got rid of those channels just a couple months ago...*tear* Now I'm at Netflix's mercy...

jrieggs said...

Check out Royal Pains on USA, the first episode was last week and it was pretty decent. Obsessed on A&E is interesting, and The Closer on A&E starts up soon too...Just a few thoughts

Fire Crotch said...

@jrieggs - Yeah, I added Royal Pains to the TiVo after I saw a commercial for it during Burn Notice. Not sure I want to get into Obsessed...too close to real life. Never watched the Closer...hear it's good.

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