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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

Let the Brainwashing Begin...

Before meeting our lady friends for lunch today, FC and I hustled over to Barnes & Nobles to procure our personal copies of US Weekly's Twilight Edition. As we drove over, we started to panic...what if they didn't have any left?! What if they'd sold out and were nowhere to be found! We calmed ourselves by reminding each other that there were several other book stores we could hit up just in case. The fretting was all for not, because, right as we walked through the door, there it was in all it's glory! We both squealed in delight and jumped up and down like twelve year old's at a Jonas Brother's concert. I think we also hyperventilated a wee bit. We attracted the attention of a crabby fellow who didn't seem to appreciate the magnitude of our joy. I shot him the evil eye and I think that skeerd him a lil bit. Ha.


Sister Bitches has been very uncooperative lately. She has outright refused to read Twilight. I've tried everything...begging, pleading, bargaining and bartering to no avail. I've told her that she'll regret it and besides, I'm her big sister, I know what's best for her, right? I think she's sick and tired of hearing me bitch about it, so, she finally agreed to watch the movie. No book, just movie. So, right now, she and FC are sitting on my couch and she's looking very unimpressed and bored awaiting the the start of the movie. She's also making fun of us for our Edward and Bella action figures and just doesn't seem to appreciate our Sexy Stars of Twilight Edition. I've really hoping that viewing of the movie whets her appetite for more. Besides, Taylor Lautner is her age, so, she's legally allowed to fantasize about him... We will give you a full update later.

6 comments:

Aimee said...

I swear everytime i hear Jonas Brothers I throw up in my mouth a lil.. Understandable right? I have a 10 year old who is obsessed.. gag..

Sister bitches now has to read the books!Even though I've seen the movie more times than I'm willing to share.. The books IMO are way better than the movie.. I'm expecting great things from New Moon.. I hope i'm not let down..

Tenacious V said...

When I saw the title of this post, I thought for some reason you had seen something super dirty and needed to wash your brain of the memory. Then I discovered that you just need to brainwash your innocent sister into Twilight obsession. Shame, shame on you! :-p

Fire Crotch said...

No, I don't watch dirty things (BF warned me last night to never google 2 girls 1 cup and I will head his admonition)...but a good palate cleansing after something gross isn't unheard of...anyhoo, Sister Bitches didn't really go for the movie. I don't think she is normal. Heh.

Dizzz said...

I personally think the movie gets better after you watch it a few million, i meant um... a few times. ~blush~ pardon my faux pas... I also got FC's niece a copy of this maqgazine, and I must say the people inside are quite nice on the eyes. If she would give it up so i could read the damn thing i could find out the interesting news in it myself, but now i am thinking i should have bought my own copy. DRAT, and i bought her the last one in the store!

Fire Crotch said...

@Dizzz - You are totally not getting that magazine back...you are definitely in trouble. She will have niece coodies on all the pics from kissing and drooling on them. And, yeah, after about the 10th time, I really do enjoy the movie.

Whitley said...

Keeping my fingers crossed she likes it!

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