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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

We Need a Twilight FB Game!

Tired of seeing how many animals your friends have birthed in FarmVille or how many people they have iced in Mafia Wars on your Facebook News Feed? Don't know what I'm talking about? How about getting cell phones and designer shoes from your sorority sisters? Or being recruited to join someone's vampire clan. Still don't know what I'm talking about? Then I guess your friends don't waste as much time on Facebook as mine do.

Now, I will admit that every once in a while I get a wild hair and join a bunch of crazy groups or take a lot of innapropriate quizzes. Some of my favorites are Not Being Impaled, Not Being on Fire, Being a Smart Ass, Butts!, and of course CHEST HAIR!!!!

The picture had me at Hasselhoff

I just can't get into these games. I ignore every request to join and fit in with the crowd. But then a thought struck me. What if we had a Twilight Fan Fic game? I would be happy to fill up my friends News Feeds with Twilight game notifications. I'm thinking the app could be a choose your own adventure type of game. You could interact with your favorite characters from the Twilight fanfic-dom and go on all sorts of exciting trips. You could shop with Alice, get pierced by Tattward, spend some time with Domward, and enlist your friends to go kick some Volturi booty. I could spend some serious time with this kind of a game. I know there are lots of talented peeps out there, so someone should definitely get on this stat. Just think of the statuses that you could post from the game:



Fire Crotch just sent ball gags to 5 of her friends in Naughty Twilight






Bitches needs help killing Bella's mom in Naughty Twilight





Fire Crotch just got her clit pierced in Naughty Twilight and is offering a bonus to make you hot as she is.




Um, yeah, okay, maybe this needs to be toned down a little for Facebook, but you get the picture right? Anyone else on board?

16 comments:

Meg said...

What the hell is with Farmville? I have enough freaking animals to take care of in real life.

But I would so totally spend all day at work playing Twi-Facebook games. And I would be willing to completely and totally out myself to all my "friends" who are my "friends" because we went to high school together 10 years ago and haven't actually spoken to or seen each other since the day we graduated. And they thought I was weird then! I did just change my profile pic to one of me holding up my Robward flask that I got in the mail today, so I'm one step closer.

Let the games begin! ;)

Meg said...

Oh, and I'm a fan of Not Being On Fire too. Epic win!

Bitches said...

Holy crappola. I literally have a gazillion notifications on FB right now. They stress me out and therefore I continue to ignore them. Now, if there was a Twilight game, I may make an exception for that...oh, and yes, I'd totally also get my clit pierced if it meant helping you out. Cause that's how I roll.

Mrs. Vanquish said...

I´m really not into those FB games, but I´m thinking about your naught Twilight game...

Something like this? :

MrsV has a meeting with the Beautiful Bastard in his office -NOW!

MrsV send new La Perla panties to Bitches and FireCrotch

I can think of more, but I honestly have no clue how these games work ...

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

Fire Crotch, my dear, you are truly onto something! I have a love/hate relationship with FB. I love being able to lurk around and look at people's pics and profiles that I wouldn't normallly have a chance to (while still keeping my distance and actually having to *talk* to them). But I *hate* feeling pressured to be friends with people I would rather not (you're related? and your point is?). And seriously...if the twat waffles keep sending me Farmville and Mafia notices I'm gonna cut a bitch. Those are almost as bad as the people who religiously update their status...but it's all depressive shit (hourly updates saying "work sucks, kill me now" are a bit redundant...just do it already!).

I might be willing to out myself on FB just to annoy the crap out of all the people that have done it to me! I think there should be an option in the game to specifically only send status updates to people who play other FB games. Punish the perpetrators!

Sorry, I'm rambling like a mofo...coffee has not kicked in yet :|

Oh, and is it me - or is The Hoff completely tanked during every America's Got Talent show?? He's like a perved out Paula Abdul with chest hair.

Meg said...

I had America's Got Talent on mute last night while I was reading fanfic. I've never seen the show before in my life, and I have to say I had the exact same thoughts about The Hoff. What the hell did he have on?

Right now I have friend request from a co-worker who I don't like/trust not to blow a nut over the fact that I have pictures of myself drinking moonshine out of a jar and smoking cigarettes on my page. I'm just ignoring her and waiting for her to say something about it at work. She also likes to point out the fact that Rob and I are getting married in really inappropriate situations (my fault for having a poster of him taped to my file cabinet, but still...wtf, bitch?! Be cool!).

Susie From ApplesnFeathers said...

I would be so into this idea...no joke!!

Dizzz said...

HEY SIS, why you making fun of my farm???? I work hard on that goddamn farm! SO there! Lol i am a facebook app slut, i'll admit it, when i have the time. But i would definitely get into a twilight one. YOu are a computer genious sis, just make one on your own!!!

Kendall said...

Hells yeah! Let's do it! I'm in!

Tenacious V said...

Oh, so that's what a clit-ring looks like. Hmmm. Not so tempted...

But! FC, Bitches, I think you guys will appreciate this. Ken and I have decided that we're going to name our baby...EMMETT! I'll let you pretend it's after Emmett Cullen.

Alice said...

"Fire Crotch just sent ball gags to 5 of her friends in Naughty Twilight"

Whahaha.

Srsly. This stuff would drag my lazy ass back to facebook. Haven't been there in weeks. And it doesn't need toning down, otherwise people might actually think it is serious. Make sure to include beautiful bastard though. I'love to go find some markers in the supplies room.

cutie said...

Um...

I'd like to add cutie gets a five spankings from Domward.

We cool? WOOT! =D Okay so where is Memory on this one??? I bet she'd want a few spankings as well. Let's find out, shall we?

Memory_Jean said...

I REFUSE DOMWARD SPANKINGS CUTIE HAS LOST HER DAMN MIND I DON'T LIKE MEAN GUYS... I like sweet innocents duh, you people know these things...
Bitches, back me up here...

Bitches said...

@Memory Jean... *sigh* Fine. For the record, I'm only coming to your defense since I like you. And, as much as I get a serious chuckle from cutie's claim you're into spankings (seriously, I had a SERIOUS laugh over this, I'm still kinda laughing...on the inside) I know it's not true. *hangs head* While I think you have a wee dark side to you, you're a nice, sweet, innocent girl who would certainly decline a spanking from Domward. Now, me on the other hand, I'm lined up right behind cutie. heh. But, I'm also the one wearing the "I enjoy a good spanking" t-shirt as I type this. : D

RunsFromReality said...

Hahaha . . .that would be an awesome thing to launch on facebook. Sadly, I would have to open a new account just for that, since everyone AND MY FAMILY is on facebook these days. What happened to the old ways, my friends? The old FB only your real friends were on, so your status updates could be good stuff, like "Just smashed the ever loving FUCK out of a spider in the bathroom" or "Holy shit, just found online pictures of Peter Facinelli's bare ass." Now its all "Back from the grocery store and excited for dinner" YAWN.

But you know, I might make a second account for this. It would be fun.

sjAimee said...

I ignore EVERY single app request on facebook. I could care less about farm whatever.. but now.. naughty twilight.. You'd have to do that shit!

Now that said.....

where do I begin..

hmmm.. *searches mind for right words to say*
*sudden light goes on in half empty brain* Oh! Yes!!!

Ha!

I can't for the life of me believe.. And as much as I love her.. I just can't for the life of me believe that Memory_Jean is as innocent as one claims to be. *sighs* I have to believe that everyone.. even if its deep deep down inside.. Everyone has a dark side.. You must understand.. I HAVE to believe that.. Its the only thing that lets me sleep at night..

See.. even the cutes over there.. She has a dark side.. It just took her awhile to admit it.. It's just going to take Sweet Memory a lil longer..

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