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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

Tipping the Scales at 100!

You have finally made it to our hundredth post oh sweet reader. Yes, you have celebrated our highs and suffered through our lows (did someone say unicorn?). And in celebration of our 100th blog post RPattz had a little something to say to us.


And I found some other pictures too. Seriously, I just binged "100 blog posts," and this is the shizz that came up. Comedy gold.

Creepy


I don't get it...100 calories = 100 blog posts?




Is it just me or does this look like a vag?

Pops is hot.

Please, please, please God make New Moon be awesome!



Oh, and if you have made it this far, then congratulations! Because guess what? We're doing a give away! For every 10 followers we have, we're giving out a copy of The Precious II when you follow our blog AND leave a comment on this post. Want better odds? Get your friends to follow the blog and leave a comment (make sure they mention you). Say you get 5 of your friends to follow the blog and they all leave a comment on this post and include your name. You get entered into the drawing 6 times (because of course you're going to leave a comment too) and they each get entered once! That's it. Just leave a comment by Saturday at 12 PM EST. The winners will be announced next Monday. Oh, and multiple comments don't = multiple entries.

I'll even cover the gross picture of Megan Fox for you.

We heart you guys long time!
Bitches and Fire Crotch

35 comments:

Honolulu Girl said...

Congratulations on your 100th post!!!! Here's to many more!! I wish I had a beer right now!

mmMoxie said...

Congrats to you and your obsession! You don't need to enter me in the give-a-way. I already have the "Precious II" :)

and yes....that thing does look like a vag.

one more thing. Has anyone ever figured out what that thing is on Rob's head in that picture?

uhyesplease said...

Great pics - hilarious!

Congrats! That puff thing is TOTALLY a vag! I'm a doula and some of my collegues carry around knit/crocheted uteruses. Uh.....not me tho. Maybe I need a puff vag to make myself stand out. No? Ok.

Smuttier Than You said...

Seriously, the red purse looking thingy looks like an angry bearded clam...just sayin

F Kat said...

Oh my is that a real picture?! It looks like folded over bunny ears on his head. Congrats on your longevity!!
F Kat

KG said...

yay for 100 posts!!! woohoo!! the cat pic is probably my fav, but the red vagina purse is a close second. LOL I'm actually two posts away from my 100th post, very exciting, its like our blogs are the same age...or not. LOL

i heart you girlies!!

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

I'm glad you made a unicorn reference because I was ashamed to admit I didn't know what it meant and I keep seeing references all over the twi-dom. Hmm...unicorns...nice ;) Well, except during gay parades...then a bit, interesting (cmon, how was he holding that tail in there?).

Moving on, congrats on the 100 posts! You bitches are awesome and we look forward to perusing 100s more :)

PS - The LadyBitsPurse is totally rockin' a clit-ring. I'm just sayin...

PPS - You said sandwiches :) hehe

Mrs. Vanquish said...

Yeah for 100 posts - this is awesome! You girls are great and your blog is special!
Oh and I totally agree, the red thing really looks like a vagina..

You rock! and I <3 you both tons!
Cheers for the next 100 posts!

Canux For Cullens said...

Congrats! And, yes - it's totally a vag. You guys rock!

itsjustme said...

Well, this is pretty awesome of you girls! I've been trying to catch up on everything. Damn glad I didn't miss this! Congrats on your 100th post!

Amber said...

Congratulations on your 100th post! That's a big milestone. You girls are hilarious.

RunsFromReality said...

Congrats (way late) on your 100th post!

cutie said...

Bwahahha <--don't know why just seems appropriate!

CONGRATS!!!!! =D

cutie said...

Oh and because I know she can't leave a comment right now this one is from marie:

YOU GIRLS ROCK!!! <-- she would be more profound *wink* but me thinks you get the point. The End.

sjAimee said...

Congrats loves on your 100th.

and.. its totes a vag..

We all heart you guys 2..

AND.. whats this about the nasty tramped out fox?

One Pushy Fox said...

congrats on hitting 100! cutie sent me over by the way. I thought I was already following you, but, like a dumb-ass I was not. So...now I am. :)

Tenacious V said...

Is the girl who is cuddling with the large pink bear wearing several chastity belts? For shame!

Congrats on the centennial post. Man, I need to start blogging more to catch up.

Bex said...

Congratumalations on the magical 100! *happy dance* You 2 rock my socks A LOT! <3

I'm totes scurred of the vag-bag...I don't like it! *whispers* I saw one just like it in sjAimee's closet last week...

Bitches said...

Oh. My. Word. That red bag thingamajob is totally a vag. As a matter of fact, it looks like a vag that has a piercing and is currently on the rag.

Mrs. Robward said...

Wow,

UR BIG TIME now, havin a give away & 100 blog posts!

w00t!

And the red change purse, Totes choochy!

SBGDGT said...

Wow! 100's a big, round, perfect square of a number! (yes, i'm a math nerd) Congrats! :) Yes, that red pursey thing looks like a Va-gee and i'm not sure i'll ever jelly beans again! lol :)

Jenny said...

Okay, that one pic WAS really creepy. And what the fuck did the old man have to do with 100 posts.

And that red thing totally looked like an angry va-jay-jay.

Anyhoo - congratulations on 100 posts!!! You guys are great! :)

My Twilife said...

Congrats on the big 100!! :) And yes, I was quite scared when I saw that red vag purse! WFT?!

Anywho...no need to enter me, just wanted to say congrats!

Priscilla said...

Congrats on your 100th post!!!

The red vag thing made me giggle and cringe at the same time!

NightOwl725 said...

Congrats on your 100th post!!!

The red vag thing made me giggle and cringe at the same time!

Meg said...

Yay on 100 posts! Searching for random pictures is always win. My personal favorite is "funny monkey." Try it. You won't be disappointed!

Speaking of The Precious II, I was in B&N tonight and totally went on RPattz overload. There is a lot of shit out there with his mug on it. At the register, my friend felt the need to yell across the store "Hey Meg. They have bookmarks!" Yeah, I bought one. For my "niece."

Call of Duty Widow said...

Congrats on 100 posts. I've been with you all the way (even if I wasn't always commenting) and here's to 100 more. Wish our cats would sit that still in the tub instead of scratching the hell out of us. I can't even comment on the vag, too embarrassing. And that thing on Rob's head looks like an 80s headband/bow combo. Bitches should be rockin one of those with her stirrup pants and pink fingerless gloves tonight!

Kristanna said...

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Batterien

Susie From ApplesnFeathers said...

Conratulations on 100 posts...very VAGTASTIC! So I know that you read my post about small town suckage and the fact that I don't even have the original Precious let alone get my hands on the Precious II so this my whiny entry lol ENJOY

blancopollo said...

Congrats on 100! Yeah! =D
I think everyone needs a fuzzy change purse vag bag or whateverthefuck it is vaginal looking furry thing.

Betti Gefecht, the addicted said...

Was it THIS post u needed a graphic for????
OMG!!!! I spoilt all my chances to ever win a precious...
*buries head in hands*
If I'd only known... your 100th post!!!
Arrrghh... I COULD have done it... somehow. I SHOULD have....
*curls in agony*
This cat in the bathtub pic, this reproachful message... these eyes they pierce into mine and I feel guilty!
This vag purse... it screams at me: Your fault!!!
I will make up for my... epic fail - this is a promise!
Sorry I let u down.
And oh yes:
CONGRATS ON FUCKING 100!!!!!!!

Call of Duty Widow said...

I finally realized what that thing on Rob's head is. It's folded over bunny ears on a headband!

Ang (Amcas) said...

100!!!!!!!
Cien!!!!!
Other languages!!!!

The red vag is creepy, but I expect nothing less from you. I DID NOT click the UNICORN link as I suspect I know where that madness leads...

jrieggs said...

Congrats on making it 100 posts! You guys have been awesome!

Why is there a pink, clawed bear molesting that poor girl? Oh, and I certainly hope bitches wore a similar headband with the styling stirrup pants ;) Looking forward to the next 100 ladies!

Undercover Twilighter said...

Yay for 100 hundred posts!!

This is me entering your contest. I need the Precious II!!

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