Drum Roll Please...

*I feel like Oprah doing her favorite things show right now...points to loyal stalkers..."You get a copy of the Precious II and you get a copy of the Precious II!"*...and the winners of the 7 precious copies of the Precious II are (selected using an oh so scientific Excel randomizer formula...yeah, I'm a geek):

Susie From ApplesnFeathers
Amber
Betti Gefecht, the addicted
Call of Duty Widow
blancopollo
KG
Meg

Congratulations to the winners and thank you all for following! Send us an email with your name and address so we can get your beloved in the mail ASAP!

webiteprettyhard[at]hotmail.com

Tipping the Scales at 100!

You have finally made it to our hundredth post oh sweet reader. Yes, you have celebrated our highs and suffered through our lows (did someone say unicorn?). And in celebration of our 100th blog post RPattz had a little something to say to us.

And I found some other pictures too. Seriously, I just binged "100 blog posts," and this is the shizz that came up. Comedy gold.

Creepy

I don't get it...100 calories = 100 blog posts?

Is it just me or does this look like a vag?

Pops is hot.

Please, please, please God make New Moon be awesome!

Oh, and if you have made it this far, then congratulations! Because guess what? We're doing a give away! For every 10 followers we have, we're giving out a copy of The Precious II when you follow our blog AND leave a comment on this post. Want better odds? Get your friends to follow the blog and leave a comment (make sure they mention you). Say you get 5 of your friends to follow the blog and they all leave a comment on this post and include your name. You get entered into the drawing 6 times (because of course you're going to leave a comment too) and they each get entered once! That's it. Just leave a comment by Saturday at 12 PM EST. The winners will be announced next Monday. Oh, and multiple comments don't = multiple entries.

I'll even cover the gross picture of Megan Fox for you.

We heart you guys long time!
Bitches and Fire Crotch

Earth to US Weekly: Megan Fox Makes Me Baby Barf

As I was perusing my copy of The Sexy Stars of Twilight New Moon edition the other night I gasped. Wondering what was wrong, Mommy FC scampered over to the couch to see what could have upset me so. (She had already looked through the entire bookazine and still 3 days later can't get over baby Tay Tay's muscles at the nubile age of 17.) What made me start dry heaving while looking at the Precious II? Surely not the high school yearbook pics of the cast and Stephenie Meyer, or Tay Tay's dad "cheering" on the Red Wings, or the Rachelle v. Bryce as Victoria pictoral smackdown. So what was it? A small picture of Megan Fox leering over Rob with the quote, "I would eat Rob Pattinson so that I could steal some of that pretty." GAG!

I'm not sure what happened to me, but when I came to this crazy bitch was clutching my hand and whispering about stealing my pretty.
Why oh why oh why did US Weekly have to marr the wonderment of this magazine with Megan Fox? I baby barfed in my mouth a little. I told Mommy FC that I hate Megan Fox, and then she said, "FC, hate is a strong word, I know you don't mean that." Wow, I have been away from home a long time. I do hate Megan Fox. She is just ridiculous. When I picture hell (don't tell me you haven't), Megan Fox is sitting at the right hand of Beelzebub, scantily clad with a whip. Why she needs a whip, I have no idea because she is just going to drive you to utter madness with her crazy talk.

I never convinced Mommy FC that it's really okay to hate Megan Fox (but mentioning that she has a 22" waist did seem to tip the scales in my favor). Here's hoping that Megan Fox falls down a hole and journeys to the center of the earth until after the Sexy Stars of Twilight Breaking Dawn edition comes out.