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Mommy FC and her Jacob Love Continues

We all know that Mommy FC is Team Jacob. Last weekend you may have seen the following picture on Twitter.


Yup, that's Mommy FC holding a magazine featuring our favorite werewolf. SIL FC called me screeching about what Mommy FC had bought at the food store (not sure why we don't just call it the grocery store) and then sent me the pic above.

So this Sunday when I spoke to Mommy FC, she gave me this update.

Mommy FC: I looked for that magazine at the food store yesterday.
FC: Uh huh...are you going to start hoarding Jacob magazines?
Mommy FC: *totally ignoring previous comment* Guess what? They didn't have ANY copies left.
FC: Really, did all of the other Team Jacob moms come and buy them all?
Mommy FC: *pause* Well, I don't know, but I'm glad I got mine. They have lots of other magazines with those OTHER people on them, but none with just Jacob.
FC: *sigh* Good for you mom.

I'm starting to fear that Mommy FC's obsession is getting out of control. I'm thinking an intervention may be necessary. Have any of your friends or loved ones turned away from Edward? What have you done? Is there hope for Mommy FC or will I have to endure this Jacob love forever? Perhaps I need to introduce her to fanfic and Domward.

11 comments:

Annie said...

Hahaha, your mom is so cute. My mother has yet to be convinced of the Twi-cast's hawtness, but my student-aide is a devout Taycob worshipper. It leads to great fun cracking dog jokes at her expense. ;p

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

Why does your mom love Taycob so much? That is too funny and cute. I was thinking of doing a Wolf pack video (with no spoilers of course) but anyhoo, me and my husband were cracking up last night at possible songs and looked at videos that were already made (Who let the dogs out, Hungry Like the Wolf) too funny and yes my husband is my BFF so I force him to look at some of these videos with me. Hehehe. I'll dedicate the video to your Mom! LOL!

Alice said...

"Perhaps I need to introduce her to fanfic and Domward" Oh My, you ARE considering drastic measures lol.

TwitardedMom said...

Be careful. There is fanfic out there where Jacob ends up with Bella. I'm just glad your mom likes Twilight. Mine would never, ever read it.

Remember, that is just one less person to fight for Edward.

itsjustme said...

I broke off a 10 yr friendship b/c she said not only was she Team Jacob, but she couldn't understand what I saw in Rob. WTF? I haven't spoken to her since. It's clear to me she has both a mental and a sight problem. Mommy FC is too cute, break out the ff.

Meg said...

Moms and ff could be a slippery slope! All I get from my "I'm a reading specialist with a PhD" mom when I start waxing poetic about all things Twi is an eye roll. She has no idea about fic, and I think I'll keep it that way! ;)

Smuttier Than You said...

She need Domward for sure, and my DC lovie Bendy announced last night on my blog that she is Team Jacob *gasp* Next trip there, I plan on staging an intervention. Because Team Jacob cannot continue.

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

This is hilarious. I love that your mom is a fan, and (wait, hold the stones) you know how I feel about my little TayBait...so I can understand her motives. That being said, I would be scared as hell to introduce my parental unit to FF! What if she wanted to *gasp* talk about what it did to her lady bits??? *faint*

jrieggs said...

You should be happy she is fighting you for your man!! It's way less creepy tha she's team jacob.

jrieggs said...

umm, i meant isn't fighting you for your man...

Bitches said...

Have you given any thought to just what your mom DOES with all those mags she's collecting? Oh, you haven't? Well, now you are. heh

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