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We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.


So the other night the TWITARDED girls tagged us in their meme. I have to say that I wasn't exactly sure what a meme was so I looked it up...not very helpful it turns out, but who cares right? I immediately texted Bitches that she had homework to do before she went on vacay with the hubster for their anniversary. For those not familiar with the meme, here were the rules and questions and we hope you enjoy our answers.

Note to Mommy FC: You really should not read this post...please stop reading now. Thanks! LOL, FC

Let's do a Meme!

So here's the deal: STY and I came up with a couple of questions for all you bloggers. If you're tagged, answer the questions and tag four other blogs. Don't forget to link back to the blog that tagged you! Let's see how many blogs we can get to participate and hopefully at the end of all this we'll know a lot more about each other. Believe it or not, we even made the questions 99% other-blog friendly! I don't think I said vagina or cock gobbling in a single question!

On your mark, get set, GO!!
1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. I can't wait to read these! (Or "Eff, Marry, Kill" if you don't have my potty mouth.)**3) What is your favorite band/type of music?
4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.
7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.

Bitches' Answers:

  1. This isn't so much crazy as it is me anyway. There was once a friend who *only* wore tighty-whities *Cringe. Gag* and refused to cave into boxers despite a friend & my constant harassment & heckling. So, we procured a key from his roommate & stole every single last pair of panties he owned. Yes, even the soiled ones. Of course, we were gracious enough to leave him some replacements. Boxers. Good times.
  2. Fuck Edward senseless. Kill Bella, don't give a rats ass about her. Marry Carlisle.
  3. As lame as it sounds, I honestly don't have a favorite. I'm pretty open to all styles, however, I'm not a big country fan. Yea, not so much.
  4. My favorite movie is Love Actually. Every Christmas Eve, Mr. Bitches and I snuggle up in front of the fire with a tasty beverage and watch it. It's tradition.
  5. Yes, most of my RL family and friends know about my Twilight obsession. Some of them mock me and others are more understanding and even indulge and humor me, much to my delight.
  6. I'm actually ashamed of my number. And not for the reason you'd think. Real life has been repeatedly flogging my ass and because of it, my number has slashed drastically.
  7. I was homeschooled until eighth grade and raised in an extremely conservative Christian home. You know the crazy Mormon's with their whacked out turn of the century hair and floor length jumpers? Ok, well, we weren't that deranged, but pretty damn close. As you can all see, I've made a valiant comeback and made up for the lost years of cursing and general fuckery. The parents are beyond proud, let me tell you.

Fire Crotch's Answers (Mom, seriously, please don't read this):

  1. When I was a freshman in college, I had a little addiction to online chatting. I would stay up all hours of the day and night talking to complete strangers online (I suppose this set me up well for my Twitter addiction). Anyway, I fell in with this group of people who were meeting up in Paris to go see a Joe Satriani concert. That would be Paris, France. So, what did I do? I invited myself along and went to the concert and then ended up staying with one of the guys in Manchester for a week. Not so bad right? I survived my first pub crawl (puking midway through really helps you finish strong), ate really great Indian food, and was introduced to Black Adder. Well, the really stupid part was that I told my parents I was going to Austria with a girlfriend from school. It was a fun trip, but looking back on it...Jesus, I was fucking insane.
  2. Fuck: Alice while Jasper watches...or joins in. Marry: Jasper. Kill: Jacob (seriously, Mommy FC is out of control with her Team Jacob obsession).
  3. Favorite band would be U2. Favorite music...I listen to just about everything (including country). Right now my absolute favorite is Dizzee Rascal...British rap just makes me happy.
  4. Favorite movie is The Sound of Music. Hands down. Twilight doesn't even come close to this one.
  5. I'm pretty much out there with my family and friends about my love of Twilight. You've all seen the vacation pics, the trip to NYC, and the pics with my aunt and grandmom. The minis will even be coming to Thanksgiving. As far as blogging, I think pretty much everyone knows except for my work peeps. I don't think they could handle the truth.
  6. I spend probably between 30 and 50 hours a week doing Twilight related things. I'm including tweeting, emailing, texting, and shopping in with my blogging, fanfic reading, and Twilight watching time.
  7. You wanna know how I picked my blog alias? I have red hair and the only thing I could think of was when everyone was calling Lindsay Lohan a fire crotch. When Bitches and I were creating the blog, Mr. Bitches was in the background and was first shocked and then laughed about then name, so I figured it was a go. And FYI...the rug matches the drapes.

Okay, so here's who's it!

Super Secret Twilight Blog

The Twiangle


Straight Jacket Aimee


Susie From ApplesnFeathers said...

@Bitches--I love Love Actually! It's a modern day holiday film that I tend to watch during the season too
@Firecrotch--Are you crazy!! You could have become a statistic! I could never have the balls to do that! BTW I was in a production of The Sound Of Music...I played Louisa!

Meg said...

@FC: I had a similar experience in Manchester. I don't like to talk about it. lol

@Bitches: Great picture. I think you found your Halloween costume!! (I forgot about those people...thanks for the memories!).

Snarkier Than You said...

Too funny you guys! Glad you figured out the meme 'cause I would have been no help - that's all on JJ! She still has to 'splain stuff like that to me...

@Bitches - yup - you have made remarkable..."progress" since your repressed youth - kudos! cracking up...

@FC - "fuck Alice while Jasper watches" definitely takes the cake for the bestest & most creative answer I have seen to that question - not sure what the prize should be for that - maybe a vampsicle??? huh - you might need it in that situ - just sayin'...

: )

cutie said...

LOL I love it!!!

@Bitches - bwhahahaha I'm the exact opposite. "Good girl" now "bad girl" then. And that picture is ALL the reasons I refuse to home school. THE END.

@Fire Crotch - WOOT for the end of the dog! And I agree Alice over Jasper any day of the week. =D

Well... I see it is my time now! *chuckles* I shall get to work on this meme. (I just found out what it means. Check urban dictionary. Mr. Cutie is the bestest for knowing.)

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

Yeah! This sounds like so much fun ;) Thanks for tagging us...although I'm sure that people will want to know all the answers. My ass is in Denver at the moment on a short girls' weekend jaunt. So this will have to wait until I finish abusing my liver and fly back to The CLE. But consider it game on. Word!

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

@Bitches-Fucking LOVE 'Love Actually' Hubby refuses to watch it with me cause we've seen it so many times, but damn if that last scene when they show actually footage of people meeting family at the airport make me cry like a baby.
@FC You're crazy! Eff Alice while Jasper watches. *coughing* I knew that's why I love you!

Bex said...

If it was possible to die of laughing too hard then I fear I would have popped my little cloggs reading your memes laydees!

@ Bitches - I love Love Actually too! The airport scenes in the credits always make me well up! *sniff* I wonder which stylist those ladies used! ;) And how much hairspray those do's involved....

@ FireCrotch - Congrats - not many people make it out of Manchester unscathed! Black Adder is cool beans! And exactly how do you solve a problem like Maria? ;)


Jenny Jerkface said...

@FC - I can't believe you actually went to Paris!! Ha ha ha! That is totally fucking crazy.

I've never seen Love Actually but will put it on my list, now.

@Bitches - I was really surprised by your upbringing. Making up for lost time, that's for sure! :)

Anonymous said...

I have been making the meme circuit and I am surprised (really? *asks self* really???) at how many peeps want to have a threesome with Jalice!!!

Mrs. Vanquish said...

Girls, I am impressed!

Bitches: I think you really made up for the time when you were home schooled. This might be similar to girls who were on a school just for girls, those are the naughtiest ones;)

Fire: You went to Paris w/o your parents knowledge, LoL I imagine that this is just so you! and well to your fuck, marry, kill : I wrote something similar, although I really want Alice to join.

@ang: The threesome with Alice is the best, can you imagine a threesome with Edward and Bella? hell no I wouldn't want to share him. And Alice is far more sexy than Bella!

I love this meme thing :)

Anonymous said...

I responded earlier but apparently Firefox or blogger or somethin ate my damn comment.. I love you guys.. Thanx for the tag.. You're answers are all awesome!

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