BlogoWriMo Day 14 - It's a T-shirt Bonanza!

For the past few days I have been leaving cryptic statuses on my Facebook account about squeemageddon and t-shirts. Cryptic you ask? How so? Well, this is my real life (RL) Facebook account and the majority of my "friends" don't know about my Twilight obsession (only those nearest and dearest to me). And then on Friday it happened, one of my co-workers at my current client asked me what squimidgeon was. Thought 1: respond with a question...what do you mean? (because obviously she didn't spell it right so how the hell should I know what she's talking about. Or Thought 2: tell the truth...or as much as I was willing to reveal. So this is what I sent back to my co-worker:

From: Heather (because for obvious reasons I don't go by FC at work)
To: Heather's Co-worker
Subject: Re: how RTs do charges (that's top secret shizz)

Oh, um, that's what people are calling the premiere of New Moon (you know the new Twilight movie). All of us fangirls will be squeeing all over the place. Here's the definition of squee from Urban Dictionary:

A noise primarily made by an over-excited fangirl, however it has spread rapidly and is now widely spread among the web community.
Ex. Omg!! New Harry Potter book out!! Omg Squee squee! omg!!!

I tried to make it less obvious to my Facebook friends what I was talking about. Only a very few chosen ones really know what I'm talking about, heh. Hope this at least made you laugh!

Of course this made her laugh...I am sure that I will be the butt of many jokes when I come back on Monday, but let me tell you this...at least 3 separate women have come up to me secretly to tell me how much they have loved Twilight. Yeah, that's what she said! Okay, so why is this only half the truth? Because my own personal definition of squee also includes some female jizzing. Just sayin'.

So, onto the rest of the Facebook status...the shirt. Amber and Kerry from Eyes of Amber were nice enough to send me a CafePress t-shirt. I don't want to reveal why...let's just say smuggling may or may not have been involved. Anyhoo, I've been sweatin' whether or not the shirt would arrive in time for the premiere. This afternoon I checked my mailbox and guess what I found. Not one but two packages from CafePress. I was absolutely certain my shirt had finally arrived. I knew that I must immediately put it on and model it for you.

I know...I'm totally a contender for Rack of the Week right?
But what of the second package? I was absolutely perplexed! It turns out Betti and Mrs. Vanquish are super awesome and sent me a special shirt! Check it out and drool bitches!


If you don't recognize this awesomeness, then you should check out the Twilight Book v. Movie discussion. Still not convinced? Then check out the front and back shots of this awesome shirt and then go check out the discussion!




Thank you everyone! Today was like Christmas...a Twilight Christmas! I love you all!

BlogoWriMo Day 13 - Rob's Unlucky Day

Happy Friday the 13th! In honor of this day, Rob decided that he would test some of the oldest superstitions in the book. Let's see how he makes out shall we?


Uh oh...a black cat. Don't walk across his path...wait...don't...don't do it! But Rob thinks cats are gross.


Oh noes! Not the umbrella...now bad luck will rain down on you Rob!


Walking under a ladder...Rob is now in league with Satan...seriously, check it out.


And now he is going to have seven years of bad luck for breaking that mirror. Or maybe it was all of the screeching fangirls who did it.


I don't know, but I think Rob is one lucky bastard. I don't think any of these things could cause him bad luck, do you?

Many thanks to RobsButtonsBabe and Rob-Nipulations for all of the awesome pics. She is the bomb!

BlogoWriMo Day 12 - Comments Please

First, I want to start out with something really nice. Did you see Mrs. Vanquish's blog recently? No? Well, guess what. She gave me an award. I know, who would give this potty mouth an award...especially after the corn post. Well believe it haters because here it is!


And do you wanna know why she gave it to me? Not because I wrote her an awesome comment like Betti, but because for every comment one of my BlogoWriMo posts gets this month I am donating $1 to CCFA. Remember? Check out the total so far over in the sidebar.

And for those of you who read the corn post and the comments, you may have noticed a not so nice anonymous comment in there. And if you didn't here it is:

Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously? WTF.. Can you even fucking spell LAME? I'm just sitting here shaking my fucking head trying to pretend that was worth my fucking time reading. Could I have the last five minutes of my life back? I could use them to go watch that douche Rob say "I'm Edward Cullen" . Yeah another five minutes of my fucking life i'll never get back. What a fucking waste of time.

Candy Corn shoes? You really have lost your twi-rob ever loving fucking mind. Maybe you should look back in your last google search for where you may have fucking left it? I'm sure you MIGHT find it there. Heaven knows you fucking need it. Along with all the other pricks who read this fucking garbage.

The rest of this shit is just that. SHIT its not even worth commenting on.

And what I especially loved after this horrible comment was all of you who defended me and the Rob porn corn!

jrieggs said...
Why would you read a Twilight blog if you don't like Edward Anonymous? Eww.

mmMoxie said...
If it took 5 minutes to read this post, Anonymous must have been staring at the picture of the "cornbrator" for 4 of them.

(Molly) Twinatic said...
ah, haters, you crack me up!!!

I like that they took time to write out a long comment that addresses specific details, but, couldn't come up with anything intelligent to say so they just laced with a lot of 'fucks' and then couldn't man up to the comment and left it under 'Anonymous'

Yeah, that's a big man(or woman) right there!

(plus, how would you even end up here unless you were searching for twi things, or following you on twitter? I think it's like homophobes being such haters because they're gay and don't want to admit it, twimophobes are just closet mega fans and can't live with it!)

One Pushy Fox said...
Ok, 1) flamer, seriously??? During BlogoWriMo???? Piss off, idiot!

And then there were those of you who liked the anonymous hater comment:

Susie From ApplesnFeathers said...
I'm so proud of you FC! You got your first hater! You corn loving whore!!! I LOVE YOU!!

Rob's Swiss Miss said...
1) I'm with Susie...you're moving up the ladder if you're attracting flaming haters. Kudos!

Well, I want to let you all that I went to my ISP and tracked down this anonymous hater. Seriously, I have stalker tendencies people. And guess who's not so anonymous? It was sjAimee! I guess you all missed our tweets the other day about how you really haven't arrived until you get haters. So, I guess I have now arrived...thanks for hatin' sjA! Love you!


P.S. - sjAimee was joking in her anonymous comment, so please please please don't go hatin' on her blog...unless you think she can roll with the big dogs.

BlogoWriMo Day 11 - Smokin' Hawt

This post will hopefully redeem myself for the corn post yesterday. This is for you Amcas. Thank you for all of the pics. Take a gander at her blog for some Robliciousness. Just a warning: smoke kills.

I am died.

BlogoWriMo Day 10 - Ode to Corn

You may have noticed a theme in some of my posts recently and if you haven't, well I've become a bit obsessed with corn. Yes, corn. You wanna know why?

Okay, well maybe not in everything, but you know that it totally doesn't digest well. First we had the Team Edward Corn Maze. But that wasn't really enough to push me into near mania.


So what did it? I bring you Rob eating corn. Grandpa sweater? Check. Lobster bib? Check. Rolling Rock? Check. Drawn butter ready slather all over Rob? Check. Partially eaten corn cob? Check. Rob obviously sucking stray kernels from between his teeth? Check mate.


Oh, look how cute he is grasping the corn cob with a napkin while taking a swig of beer. I guess the lobster just isn't that appetizing. But could you imagine? Rob cracking lobster claws and sucking out the meat while the juices dribble down his chin? And then you could lick the juices off and...oh god, I think I may have a food fetish or something.


In keeping with my corn theme, I would totally wear these pumps during my corn eating encounter with Rob. And just these. Yup. Hawt. I think they scream, "Hi, my name is Candy...Candy Corn." Heh.


Oh, and I might bring my little friend along with me. Although there are a few things about this product that are slightly troubling.

Not that I have shopped for devices like this before, but I think the name of this one is a little different. The Sexual Harassment Cornbrator: Hyper Wank Device. Why would you want to associate your product with sexual harassment? And did anyone else notice the two dudes on the box? Very interesting. Maybe I will leave this at home. I'm sure Rob has enough corn for the both of us. I'll bring the butter baby (thanks Dane Cook). And thank you Vanity Fair.

BlogoWriMo Day 9 - You're How Old?

In honor of Sesame Street turning 40 years old (yes, I know I'm behind, but deal with it), I did some searching and found Sesame stuff related to Twilight. Can you believe it? Everything really can be related back to Twilight.

And make sure that you follow @twilightees on Twitter. For every 50 followers they get they are giving away a free CafePress t-shirt. Additionally on Friday the 13th (muahahahah!) they will be hosting a Twitter Twihard Treasure Hunt. Prizes will be 5 hoodies, Sigg bottles and flair for a dedicated, diehard Twilight fan!

BlogoWriMo Day 8 - For the Dirty Birds

This is going to be quick and dirty. Here are the fics that are pwning me right now (in no particular order...okay well, maybe they are alphabetical):

1. A Broken Triangle by sjAimee - two words: Jasper+Bella; more words: the writing is wonderful and I can't wait to read more (aka lemons!).


2. A Fine Line Between by IvyLane - I'm the humble beta for this story so read it. Why? Because everyone loves a little dark Domward.


3. Becoming Bella by Ms.Bond - I love love love this story. Bella is starting her life over after divorce and meets Mr. Wonderful, er, Edward, but is she ready to love again?


4. In the Blood by fragilefoxes - Two awesome ladies (onepushyfox and afragilelittlehuman) writing one great story. Bella is the maker in this story and she's a little mean and nasty...poor Edward! Can they forgive and forget?

Just a note...none of these stories are complete yet, so if you only read completed stuff (Bitches), then these are not the stories for you. But if you don't care, please read and give the authors some comment love! They totally deserve it!

And on a last note, I'd like to give you each some corn on the cob cupcakes. Enjoy!

And Mommy FC told me about this, so watch it...now!