Share our love of handbags, books, and all things gossip...okay, and Twilight too.

We're two delightfully crass gals who spend an inordinate amount of time texting and e-mailing one another throughout the day. We've decided to expound on some of our best work. Please to enjoy.

You Know You Want It

It was definitely a Twi-Christmas in the FC household this year. From Bella and Edward Barbies to Team Jacob t-shirts (yes, for Mommy FC) to Twilight board games to Snuggies. Yes, I said it, Snuggies. I purchased 2 fleece blankets back on Black Friday and commanded Mommy and SIL FC to make me a Snuggie. Why not make it myself you ask? I didn't own a sewing machine (I do now...Mommy FC gave me one for Christmas...I think she may be telling me something. Perhaps it's, "Make your own damn Snuggie!" or maybe it's, "Hem your own effing pants!"). Anyway, Mommy FC told me a couple of weeks ago that we would need to discuss the "Snuggie situation" as there was a "Snuggie snafu." A Snuggie snafu? WTF? Needless to say I was a little more than disappointed, but I tried not to let on how down I was about it. I stayed strong.

And then I arrived home and SIL FC (also known as IvyLane24) was showing me a Twilight blanket that one of her annoying office co-workers gave her. Methinks she's not so annoying any more, but I digress. Anyway, Brother FC says, "Hey, why don't you make it into a Snuggie since you and Mom figured out how."

Wait...um, what? So, yeah, Brother FC totally blew Mommy FC's ruse out of the water. I think we all remember how SIL FC fooled me for months about her fanfic writing. Needless to say I was a little irritated that Mommy FC felt that she could pull the wool over my eyes a second time. She even went so far as to present me with a real Snuggie...hahahaha...she thought she was so funny!


Yes, this is the one I got...and yeah, it came with the special bonus reading light. So exciting! But then Mommy FC brought out the real deal and here I am modeling it for you.



Um, did you notice who's on my boobs? And then I made SIL FC model it as well. You may notice that the Snuggie only took one fleece blanket to make...so yes, there is a second New Moon Snuggie hiding in my closet.


Christmas blew up all over the place in here. It took nephew FC 2 days to unwrap all of his presents. But truth be told, he wasn't really that interested in unwrapping clothes since he got a new talking Elmo. Here's hoping the talking potty chair works miracles.

More Christmas Twi-goodness is on the way in a future post...stay tuned! Love you Mommy FC! Oh, and I need to extol the virtues of the Snuggie. You can blog, read fanfic, and scroll through your blogroll while wrapped in your Snuggie. You know you can't do that in a regular blanket!

18 comments:

uhyesplease said...

You and mamafc are FREAKING AWESOME!!!! BOYS ON YOUR BOOBS!!! WOOT!

erikasbuddy said...

dude!!! THat's freaking awesome!!! I love it!!

mmMoxie said...

So cool! Mommy FC should market those suckers! I'd buy one :)

Honolulu Girl from Trueblood Twilight said...

No way! You have a twisnuggy! You are awesome FC!

Mrs. Vanquish said...

This is freaking awesome!!! I loooove this pic of you and MommyFC rocks! Woooho!!
A fucking Twisnuggy!!!

One Pushy Fox said...

That is just so freaking funny!!! I just love Mommy FC all the more for making that for you!!!!

Ivy Lane said...

Yes, and now Mommy FC had to make one for me.... and for Niece FC who is pretty miffed about the whole deal! She is the one who liked twilight first, she whined.... Oh get over it girl!!! We all love us some Edward and Jacob (if you are Mommy FC that is).

My Twilife said...

OMG I totally want to rock a New Moon Snuggie!! You need to market those bitches!! :) Tell Mommy FC she is the bomb!

SmuttierThanYou said...

While the whole Snuggie movement seems somewhat cult-like, your snuggie is wonderment and makes me green with envy. Too funny!

Tenacious V said...

This post has made me acutely aware of the fact that I am in desperate need of a Snuggie.

said...

I need this....badly.....

BTW, this is Joie Cullen from The Danger Magnet... It was easier to log in via my blogger! LOL!!!

Rob's Swiss Miss said...

You know what else you can do in a twisnuggie (besides be the envy of all your friends)? Use it to smuggle corn, lobster and Heineken into the Eclipse premiere in Chicago. (Or to kidnap KSlutz from the convention that may or may not be going on there a couple days prior. No really, I'll pay you handsomely to bring him to my basement. #TheHookup. )

Susie From ApplesnFeathers said...

to have a snuggie of such wonderment would be Heaven..pure...HEAVEN

jrieggs said...

That thing is awesome! I think you have a new business venture here...there might be a pretty decent market for this you should check into it! Nicely done :)

Ashley said...

WOW - I love YOUR blog as well. An effing TwiSnuggie?! I just spit out my coffee at my desk (which may or may not have had Bailey's in it). I'm going to be on this blog all day.

Alice said...

Whahaha this is just brilliant!

mmMoxie said...

where are you? No new posts since Dec. 29th?

RunsFromReality said...

Happy New Year . . .I am sure RL is eating you alive, as it is doing to me. Vacationing where there isn't high speed wireless was not the most brilliant move I've ever made!

Anyway, just wanted to drop in and let you know that I've missed your posts and hope all is well with you!

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