Everyone is having one right? No? Well at least in my circle of friends babies are more abundant than fashionable Coach purses (and that's saying a lot because we have some real purse-whores: me, Bitches, and Tenacious V). Every time I turn around these days I seem to have a baby pictures, baby diapers, or Baby 'R Us gift lists shoved into my hot little hands. Now, don't get me wrong. I love me some teacup humans...I'm just super happy when I can hand the kiddos back to their rightful owners and skip off into the sunset with my own children (read: doggies and BF).
And when one of my most fashionable pregger pals decided to name her offspring Emmett, Bitches and I could not have been happier. And yes, we totally know that you didn't name your child after Emmett Cullen, but we can dream can't we?
So, that got me thinking...alright not so much thinking as googling vampire yodeling, vampire a...vampire b... Seriously, I was going to go through the alphabet until I found something interesting. And then up came sites for vampire baby names.
And when one of my most fashionable pregger pals decided to name her offspring Emmett, Bitches and I could not have been happier. And yes, we totally know that you didn't name your child after Emmett Cullen, but we can dream can't we?
So, that got me thinking...alright not so much thinking as googling vampire yodeling, vampire a...vampire b... Seriously, I was going to go through the alphabet until I found something interesting. And then up came sites for vampire baby names.
I understand that naming the fruit of your loins is usually a personal and sometimes excrutiating process. If you or a loved one is having a baby and is having trouble coming up with a name, I humbly submit the following:
Babylon, Belladonna, Blade, Bliss, Blue, Brink, Battle
Calamity, Chalice, Chaos, Chapel, Cinder, Crimson, Cyan, Century
December, Drachen, Drakkar, Draven, Dream, Dred, Dusk, Draegan
Ebony, Echo, Eclipse, Edge, Ember, Enigma, Essence, Eternity, Eventide
Fate, February, Forest, Forever, Friday, Frost
Garnet, Glacier, Glimmer, Gossamer, Gotham, Grail, Granite, Grey, Gusty
Hades, Hail, Halo, Haven
Icy, Imperia, Infinity, Innocent, Ivory, Ivy, Illusion
January, Jett, Jezebel, Jinx, Journey
Kaige, Kandyl, Kindle, Kindred
Labyrinth, Lace, Layre, Lazarus, Legacy, Legend, Leviathan, Lithia, Locke, London, Lore, Lucifer, Lucretia, Luna, Lynk, Lullaby
Maleficent, Mayze, Memory, Mercy, Midnight, Mink, Mirage, Mist, Monday, Morrow, Mystery, Myth
Nebula, Noire, November, Nightshade
Obsidian, October, Omen, Onyx
Pandora, Panther, Pardon, Parrish, Payne, Pentecost, Peregrine, Prysm
Rain, Ransom, Rapture, Rave, Raven, Refuge, Remember, Requiem, Rogue, Rosary
Sabbath, Sable, Sabre, Salem, Salvation, Satin, Scarlet, Seraphim, Shadow, Shayde, Siberia, Silence, Silver, Smoky, Snow, Solitude, Solstice, Spirit, Steele, Stone, Storm, Stryker, Sunday
Talon, Tempest, Temple, Thorne, Thunder, Trilogy, Trinket, Tsunami, Tuesday, Twilight, Tranqility
Vail, Velvet
Whisper, Willow, Winter, Wish, Wolf
Zaphara, Zen, Zephyr, Zillah, Zima, Zurie
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I like to think that I have had a successful career so far with baby naming. I helped name my own nephew after 007. My brother was really gunning for Chuck Norris...glad they settled on Sean Conner. So if you need any help naming your baby, please let me know. I offer a free of charge baby naming service because everyone should have a Thorne Pentacost or an Imperia Kindred in the family tree.
Yup, this is totally creeptastic...you can thank Amcas
