Jail Bait - Senior Edition

Since there were so many of you dirty whores out there googling jail bait, I figured we would do a senior edition (anyone over 30). Heh. Yeah, Mommy FC was a little taken aback when I told her that was what the cutoff for the senior edition was.

Ryan Reynolds
DOB: 10/23/76

I don't think he was airbrushed....

Alexander Skarsgård

DOB: 8/25/76

I'm a little obsessed with Eric Northman on True Blood...alas, he doesn't have fangs in real life.

Bradley Cooper

DOB: 1/5/75

I wish I was that monkey.

Peter Facinelli

DOB: 11/26/73

Kind of looks like a serial killer here, but you know he's a vegetarian right?

Kevin McKidd

DOB: 8/9/73

I'll be your Sassenach any time. Oh and we could have cute little red-haired babies.

Eric Dane

DOB: 11/9/72

McSteamy...

Matt Damon

DOB: 10/8/70

So Matt sent me an email the other day...okay so it was on behalf of one.org, but you know, he and I are like BFFs.

Simon Baker

DOB: 7/30/69

So you know there is totally a reason why CBS has him do commercials in his regular accent...makes him sound even sexier.

Michael Vartan

DOB: 11/27/68

I'm thinking...about you. So we haven't seen you around in a while Mikey...we miss you.

Hugh Jackman

DOB: 10/12/68

Um, wow, was all I could say when I found this pic. Yeah, he's hot. I'll take some more butt shots please (totally referring to his latest movie).

Aaron Eckhart

DOB: 3/12/68

I am...the Marlboro man. Okay, not really, but all he needs in this pic is a cowboy hat.

Grant Show

DOB: 2/27/62

So I really wanted to post a pic of him from the show Swingtown when he had the molestache, but I deferred to a hotter pic. I have to say, I'm pretty shocked at how old you are Grant.

George Clooney

DOB: 5/6/61

Yeah, so no list would be complete without him. He agrees.

Stay tuned for Jail Bait - Dead and Almost Gone edition.